Short Er Poems

AM er I CAN

Alone in Jerusalem!...

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Wild mushrooms
toadstools instead
Emergency room...

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Is Laura Bree-and-er-thong here?
No.
Bry-den-thal IS...

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thank·er
re·thank
un·thanked
un·thank·ing
Always Thinking...

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The patient's heart is out of whack
   His pacemaker's tick's just attacked...

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do da bang a favor,ask laser to tazer,with a case er two,all excused when i do....

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"tourette's"


as 
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s i as
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dd
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have 

a s
tutt
er...

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To Flatter a Large Woman

Call ‘er
Smaller


For Brian Strand's Footle Retrospective Contest...

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my reaction time
      is a little bit ... slow ... er ...
           i shouldn't have played darts....

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Listen to poem:

Let 'er Rip, Go.
I think I can, I think I can.
I thought I could, I thought I could.
Maybe not!
R.I.P....

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Don't hold back
Your only regret's
  if you do...

Let 'er rip
and let the chips ~ fall
  where they may...

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I hate you even more-er now
No I hate you mostest
You slimy evil fat arsed cow
That’s why I keep you closest...

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Our mind's a container
   and we must do
   what we must do
  to daily retain 'er !


Copyright McCuen 2008...

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Ma's a naggin'
I be laggin'
Feets er draggin'
Levi's saggin'

I is cozy
pickin' poseys
Life so rosey
Gotta mosey......

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~ Clock punched, bloody scrubs,


  "Leave your work AT work", they say ...


  But I wear it home ~...

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you don't butt
er up before
putting
a slice
of bread
in the slot

you do that
after the
some
thing
pops 
up...

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The disregard-er
allows the martyr
to die for their sins.
Another slaughter.
A sullied daughter.
Time and time again....

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It`s raining, it`s pouring
I boinked the old man snoring
He moved the bed, and busted my head
To the ER now we are going...

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She is as cold
Like the earth in the morning
Where 'er she be
What 'er she does
She is still as cold
Like in the winter...

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J-oyful
O-pen
A-rms
N-eed
N-o
A-ng er

Topic: Birthday of Joanna April Macayan (April 2) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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it rings a bell
you can tell
when its near
this time of years
its fun beach run 
its  the day  of play
SU,,ER GET AWAY...

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T-o
H-er
E-mbrace,
S-he
S-preads

P-ure
A-rms
J-ust
E-verlasting

©bfa062025
Monocrostic (Birthday of Thess A. Paje)...

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I release the safety
on the grip
then take aim
and let 'er rip
when will I learn
it won't be too soon
like a bullet
words can wound...

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Just go to search. memb er poetry. "Bad Day at the Eye Doctor's" and it will pop 
up.
This is a true tale, and one of my dumbest stunts....

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Us neanderthals drag knuckles
and share our anamorphic chuckles
while rich get richer
so we can bitch, ‘er,
take another notch in our buckles...

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