Short Eeyore Poems

Eeyore the donkey gray
scowled"another bother's another day".
Couldn't keep his poor tail on for long.
You'd never hear him burst into some happy song!...

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Eeyore the Dr. Ignorant,
Winnie the Pooh, ambulant,
On a walk in the woods,
Are they up to no good?
Winnie does say,
In his happiest way,
"Buzz, buzz, buzz,
I wonder where the birdies was?
Whoops, in my eye, birdie's blip!
I guess that's what you call a gift!"...

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Just          my mother tryin for 
anothur          moment of agonised , blisful but
nevurending          hapiness, sharin with no one hur 
uninterupting          joy until my overly large but othurwise
average          head appears and the docter says, "anothur
regular          ordinary baby, happy new 
year          I'm sory, what did you say his name was"



08/13/2015...

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Thanks for not saying I'm an Alpaca!

Llama
Calmer

Kitten will only eat Kit-E cat

Fussy
Pussy

Tiddle's uses her litter tray

Tiddle's 
Piddles

Eeyore had far too much to drink

Wonky 
Donkey

Jockeying for position

Racehorse
Off course

Top dog

Yuppie
Puppy


Time for walkies

Shih-tzu
Needs pooh!

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06/18/21...

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Do I like to receive 'em?
You better believe it!
A day without accolades
I couldn't conceive it

I mope around moaning
My head hanging down
I feel like Eeyore
Wearing a frown

But sure as shootin'
Someone sends me cheer
And I'm once again grinning
From ear to ear

For the rest of the day
I'm floating on air
Nothing can depress me 
No worries no cares

If you'd like to contribute
To my mental wellbeing
Send me some happy
My face will be beaming

©Jack Ellison 2012...

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What would we do without Cuddles 
They help us to get out of muddles 
When we're feelin' down, they replace a frown 
And they fill us so full of Love Bubbles 

Beethoven, Sparkles and Lulu 
Far greater than anything Tragic 
Eeyore, T-T-Tigger and Pooh 
In Dreams that are filled full of Magic 

Angels are made for believin' 
Even if we've never seen them 
They mind us at night, when we shut our eyes tight 
And they help the Dream Fairies to Weave them...

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Let’s make him the new mascot someone suggested.
He looks dour, down in the dumps, forlorn, some of us protested.
But he fits in with our theme, one of the Eeyore-types said.
He always loves to make trouble; his name is Depressed Ned.

I refuse to vote for the troll, I say, in a mean kind of way.
Several others agree with me, others have absolutely no say.
The dour depressed troll ends up being mascot for the new team.
I decided to drop out of the booster club, even though it was mean....

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