Short Easy As Pie Poems

Silly today as silly as can be
Easy as pie, I'm sure you'll agree
Just think outrageous
It's really contagious
You'll certainly be as kooky as me...

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The funny side of life is for everyone
Open your mind, greet each day with a pun
It's easy as pie
Just give it a try
Might wind up on television making tons...

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The funny side of life is for everyone
Open your mind, greet each day with a pun
It's easy as pie
Just give it a try
Might wind up on television making tons...

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Things that used to be easy as pie
Are now a struggle, my shoes to tie
Am I nearing the end
Flowers you should send
But still got some limericks before saying goodbye...

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Things that used to be easy as pie
Are now a struggle, my shoes to tie
Am I nearing the end
Flowers you should send
But still got limericks to write before my goodbye...

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Things that used to be easy as pie
Are now a struggle, even my shoes to tie
Am I nearing the end
Maybe flowers you should send
But still got some limericks before saying goodbye...

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Things that used to be easy as pie
Are now a struggle, even my shoes to tie
Am I nearing the end
Maybe flowers you should send
But still got some limericks before saying goodbye...

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Pulling the Wool Over Mamma's Eyes

Mamma's eyes were as big as the moon

and a nose like a hound

When her children sins were black as night

The hound lost its scent and she became blind as bat

They could pull the wool over her eyes as easy as pie

12/30/2015

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~ Ironical-Educational Limerick ~

     Slinging southern-fried political pus
     Easy as pie for smooth-talking Russ
        He'd turn on that charm
        From down on the farm
     Convinced folks states' rights were a must

     How could slavery really be bad
     Prosperity every year they had
        But Abe Lincoln came
        Spoke in freedom's name
     King Cotton hated Abe's truth like mad...

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Cup of Joe
Cut to the chase
Between a rock 
And a hard place
Back to square one
Piece of cake
Dime a dozen
Truth is stranger than fiction 

Cold turkey
Down and out
Down for the count
Down to Earth
Drawing a blank 
Easy as pie
Eat my hat
Go for broke 
Truth is stranger than fiction

Hands down
Happy as a clam
Hard pill to swallow
High and dry
Head over heels
Toe to toe

Truth is stranger than fiction....

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So many things have changed with life
I just dont know how things could go right
I feal like every day that goes bye that nothing
could just go easy as pie
my life has never been perfect
But there is one thing that keeps me the way that I am
my childern are what make me me
I do not think I could have made it this far but god sent me my shining stars
I do not understand how something so little could be so big in life changes are just a
part of life...

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Are cucumbers cool
As a general rule?
How fresh is a daisy?
Are loons always crazy?

How snug is a bug
When he’s not in a rug?
How gentle are lambs
If not happy as clams?

How clever’s a fox
That’s as dumb as an ox?
How fit is a fiddle
Not clean as a whistle?

Are doornails most dead,
Or are dodos instead?
Is it drier than toast
To say “deaf as a post”?

Such puzzles befuddle and much mystify
Till suddenly you see they’re as easy as pie!...

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