Short Earl Poems

dainty lace doily
earl gray in china cup
too prissy for me...

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      The Earl of Sandwich

        etiquette … revolution…

          finger-lickin’ good
...

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Three hot dogs then the tilt-a-whirl
  Performance art from Uncle Earl

             ~22 Nov 2015~...

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A chateaubriand well done
in bechamel sauce
A carpaccio salad
A franipani
A mozart kugeln
with Earl Grey
Tea !...

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in this cup is earl grey

joyful tea passion play

bergamot wish

taste nevermiss

quenching bliss lasts all day.
...

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There once was a woman named Pearl
Who was married to a man named Earl
They had one kid
Whose name is Sid
But they both wished they had a girl...

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Fuzzy bee has come to tea
He fell in the Earl Gray, in front of me
Fluffed out his fuzz, with a buzz buzz whee
I really love this fellow, fuzzy bee...

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Time

This piston drives, lives, dies
Call it time, it survives


Poem – Time- created by: Earl Schumacker 
on 10/11/14 for - In Its Essence- Poetry Contest...

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there is a squirrel named Earl
who came out of his nest in a burl
it was said one day
he went out to play
and found something better than pearls
...

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There are so many ladies dressed so differently in the world.
Yet you want me to be a girl clammed up like a pearl.
But I will do it for you as long as you are my earl....

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There was a young man named Rudy.
He prowled bars, looking for booty.

What he thought was a girl,
turned out to be Earl.

But the black eye he got was a beauty!!.....

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there once was a sad mollusk named earl
who always lived in constant peril
when someone swam too close by
and flipped sand in his eye
he was forced to make a danged pearl...

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There once was a playboy named Ted
 Who'd taken many fine ladies to bed
  But he charmed the wrong girl
  And her boyfriend named Earl
  Started beating him upside the head....

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Earl Grey

Earl Grey and his Lady
       Were invited out to Tea
“I like this brew my Lady
        I will name it after me”









For Deborah's Epigram Contest...

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 happy birthday William Earl,
                                     how ya do-N where U at in this world

12/1/2022
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022©...

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Dragonfly boy was in love with dragon girl
She had a beautiful wing with a tiny curl
He wanted to fly dance with her, give her a whirl
But she fell in love with his cousin Earl....

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Well would you look here
I do believe it's Pearl
or did I make a mistake
Is that really Earl

I am not really sure
but I feel I might hurl
You have no idea
My hair isnt  curled...

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Poor Earl Crabtree, they tried him for murder
He claimed innocence; he’d never hurt her
   But Earl was transgender
   He’d gone on a bender
Pleaded guilty ~ he’d tried to pervert her...

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A bold clever desperate Earl found geese hidden inside jealous little Katherine’s musical 
neighborhood, oblivious people questioning reticently since they underestimated very 
willingly Xenic Yankee’s Zoo’s....

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Limerick: Once an elegant Earl from Eton

Once an elegant Earl from Eton
Daily dreamed of swinging with Tarzan
In Brazil learned samba
Married virile cougar
Now sells D.V.D.s on Amazon.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013....

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Steam
rises
in billows
from the kettle
and as the teapot
whistles, I pour water
over the Earl Grey tea bags
into mother's porcelain cups.
Do you prefer a squeeze of lemon?
Or milk and sugar?  Here! Have a cookie!!...

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I knew a man nicknamed "Merle"
His first two names were William Earl 
He wasn't a mama's boy 
a singer playwright director joy 
He wasn't infamous yet semi-famous berle



12/8/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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E-very
A-thlete
R-ightfully
L-istens

T-o
I-mpressive
M-entor
O-nce
T-actician
H-as
Y-elled

C-oaching
O-n
N-otable
E-xecution

Topic: Birthday of Coach Earl Timothy Cone (December 14) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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woke early
...this morning to...
an earl lee's sun
...shining a light...

into the dark
...and trancing...
me down a
...raw bit hole...

a mirror image
...of me roared a...
time-space sigh lent
...yawn...


stans sand...

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Breathless Kiss

Sweet lips
Pouting woman
Head dips

Red hot
Quivers coyly
Sexpot!

Lust fills
Passion temptress
Kiss kills


Created by: Earl Schumacker on 11/25/14
for nette onclaud- Whispers Of A Muse – Poetry Contest...

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