Short Droids Poems

Well, those new vampire droids,
are prototypes as of yet.
Though it's reaching that point,
says the Dean at, Bellevue Tech....

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There was a woman who lived on Jakku, 

who lived in a robot and ate stew,

she met some droids,

and fought people on steroids,

and flew a frater too....

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blackened sun, miniaturized pencil-point, glued
to an expanse where pillow-clouds once lay in repose
  caftaned, toothless droids on broomsticks whiz by, cackling

anvil-hot, clay-red rains scald cracked turf, vapor rising up
  where phantasmagoric ice-pellet fireworks burst in the night

~ darkness and death descend -- the final curtain...

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I wanted a buff body, to look good in my "snuggs".
But ignored advice doled out by fitness droids.
Like: never use performance enhancing drugs
or be tempted to use Anabolic Steroids.
 
After 6 months, I just look like a thug wearing a rug…
…with a Nasty Squint and Diabolic Hemorrhoids


[this poem was first published on my blog - http://wp.me/p2mUkP-eH
with one of my sketch doodles & makes more sense in context of the whole post]...

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So it’s started for humans
To artificially make you better at your command 
So with a wave of your hand to the side
And you can be well satisfied 

“These are not the droids you are looking for”
May be the command wave you would adore 
And to charge to your account
With a wave your Visa bill will amount

One day the microchips you have around
Will give you super powers to abound
And as cyborgs we will enjoy
A better life for us to employ.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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