Short Douche Poems
Short Douche Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Douche by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Douche by length and keyword.
Billy the Goat
My neighbour's goat is called Billy.
He is starting to drive me silly.
He keeps nibbling my bush.
If I give him a douche.
He might stop then, will he??...
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Categories:
douche, anxiety, loss,
Form:
Limerick
Apologizing Without Apoligizing
If I was being an ass
And no reason would make up for it,
If I was acting like a douche bag
And tempers had been tested
If I was a buzzkill
And it becomes contagious
If I became a monster
And turned more miserable
Just know
That I still love you
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Categories:
douche, sorry,
Form:
Free verse
Feigning Fabulous Fractures
sassy smirk scrunched
spanking salient sucks
smog smithereen scorched
sorting saucy sauce
savvy strengths spent
savaging sumptuous sects
dark dribbles drooled
damping dainty doom
dense dug douche
moaning mist melted
meager mends masticated
merging mushy murky
felon fate features
feigning fabulous fractures.
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Categories:
douche, hero,
Form:
Sonnet