Short Dissed Poems

Feelin sad, 
feelin dissed
but now
feelin glad, 
cuz i was kissed
yes yes the love was missed...

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Ms. Ilhan Omer
Summed up September Eleven
   'Someone did something'
   ~ Terrorist thugs flew to Heaven...

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he lands in a ditch of forlorn
she scoffs and laughs
he feels trashed and dissed
she does not look back
not caring that they used to love each other...

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Charles Dickens walked into a bar quite pissed
Seems in his latest reviews he was dissed
  To eat, 'Side of Linguini'
  To drink, 'Double Martini'
Bartender had to ask, 'Olive or Twist'...

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The Hound dissed the Princess,
With a dour scowl.
He hid his little mistress,
Quickly to be avowed.
The inquest was listless,
with nothing much found.
Now the Bonnie Prince,
will wear a Kings Crown.


H.Elless
Poet...

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I sent a note, two notes in fact
and hoped I’d get a message back,
but none came forth, for several weeks,
I waited for email or tweets.

I knew for sure she’d been online,
but did not write a single time,
so I guess then there’s nothing there,
now I’m back to square one, I fear....

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So here we are again, the chain you are wearing i used to reign.
With every swearing you made, every pearl turned into a staring Black shade.
Still time i sat for this, even later on a hat you dissed, Well then, why don't you just give it back to me when it was nothing you missed?
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Yes I got the words, adjitives and verbs
I'll eat you like some Nerds, then flutter like a bird
Curse your name out loud, gonna need a dictionary to 
Figure me out, scoop you like dip
Sink you in a ship, guess I'll end it like this
You just got dissed, cause you aint write this......

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the chalice of need contains no poison ~ but might cause a herpes lip

scoffed the leper to the serpent ~ who was trying to sponge out a sip

the snake dissed the quip quietly ~ his tongue had already lost its tip 

but was heard under his breath saying ~ how’d i end up in such a kip...

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big ol' grains now--wow!
hold the reigns, or take a bow!

reigning kissed?
never dissed?

drama on high
didn't know why

except can't you turn it off?
do you wish for me to scoff?

never, never, never
forever, ever, ever

mommy dearest without love
whom I was always so fairest of!...

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We were suppose to be friends
To the very end
Well at least that's what you told me
Then you got a ma and some pregnant friends and
You dissed me

Now they gone
Left you all along and
You want me to come back
Well all well
'Cause I'm gone
Never coming back

Are friendship is over
Been gone for awhile now
So you better go try
To win them back
If you can't all well 'cause
I'm never ever 
Coming back!...

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Count The Knots
Miracle Man
4/21/2024

I once had a friend with a rotten attitude,
each time I dissed him, I got some platitude.
So I with much dread
put knots on his head
His mindset has since changed to gratitude.


“It Doesn’t matter how many times you’re knocked down
As long as you rise from your last.”
and you can tell if a guy can take a punch,
by counting the knots on his head.
Tom
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As aI walk away from the light,i am entering a whole new fight.
He must do as I do.
When I go into the cold,my soul will be sold.
He must do as I do.
When my newborn baby cries,all I hear are lies.
He must do as I do.
When we huged and kissed,secretly he was dissed.
He must do as I do.
When the disease spread,all he felt was dread.
He must do as I do.
When I die and wake no more,he wont walk out the door.
He must do as I do....

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Before buying Twitter in 2022, Musk had said, “Buying Twitter is an accelerant to creating X, the everything app."


Blue birdie, we bid you goodbye.
The sight of that “X” makes us sigh.
It’s not cute like you.
Will Musk ever rue
the day he coerced you to fly?

So~~Twitter is neck-deep in debt.
“X” won’t solve that problem, I’ll bet.
We know you’ll be missed.
So sad you’ve been dissed
by one who views X like a pet!...

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He's a real cool dude, he's quite amazing
Whenever he's around my heart is racing 

He's a loyal friend and he never gets dissed 
I'll never take him off my Christmas card list

A caring guy, you can't ask for more
If you need any help he'll be there for sure 

Hes a special person, but he dont know it
Got a sensitive side but he'll never show it

I always feel good when he makes me smile 
With him the sadness disappears for a while....

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Eminem dissed Will Smith, no slap there, 
Chris Rock did it, Will went spare 

The Golden Globes returns to air, 
just like each year we don’t care. 

Harry’s crying, ginger spare, 
William the third, got no hair

Idaho murders, psycho glare 
climate change, heated air 

Striking workforce everywhere 
underpaid now that’s unfair 

The Queen the Pope and Pele’s prayers
in Heaven is there underwear? 

In my boredom here’s my flair 
a boring poem you can share...

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