Short Dexter Poems

The inbound faeries were landing too fast.
They came in droves from first to last.
They landed on Dexter and Hobble and Go.
Our outbound faeries who were way too slow....

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He got a dexter bull for hire at Kent,
And served him with a letter of intent;
That he stopped on a dime,
And asked for overtime,
He made a bad bull of the assignment....

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First day of the school holiday
Young Dexter went outside to play
He slipped off his slide
Oh how Dexter cried
In plaster his arm’s got to stay

2/21/19...

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Flesh eating zombies and gore;
Blood curdling screams I abhor.
In my neighborhood, 
Folks are up to no good;
And the blood doesn’t come from a store.

Bodies rise up from the dead;
Yet they can’t take a shot to the head.
The logic is lame, 
George Romero’s to blame;
I think I’ll watch Dexter instead....

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The Lord is my Shepherd,
He watches o're my flock,
Our oldest in Casper,
Our third in Dexter,
Our youngest in heaven
Welcomed her dad,
Our second in National Guard
Headed for Iraq.
Their children and spouses,
Our relatives and friends,
And I ask Peace and Happiness
For the whole world.

Amen...

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I am who I am
I can tip toe through a 
Dancing on Ice routine 
While
Reaching for the stars

I might be the patent, keen, Steve, Asics or rocket dog
However
I have a sole that flatten the lawn

I suppose that’s my
A contribution

You smiled at me
The first time we met

Not to forget

Flamboyant Dexter threatening words
“I am going to retire 
You
Unless you go with my
holiday attire”

Who am I?...

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