Short Cuter Poems

Henry Tudor was her suitor
And, anon, the two were wed.
But when she found another cuter,
Anne Boleyn just lost her head....

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There once was a young man from Jupiter
Who always did things a bit stupider---
   Cooked an egg, didn't turn it
   Boiled water and burned it---
His next flame won't find him any cuter....

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You're smart and funny
You know what you're doin
I love your curls
As good as gold
Cuter than anything I've ever seen
You scream so loud
And talk very proud
I love you Da Kurlzz

Da Kurlzz is from Hollwood Undead, My FAVORITE band of ALL time!!!!! ^_^...

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it is a rainy August day in Kansas
dismal?
no, rather drizzle full
An exciting day
I am meeting Molly, my granddaughter
joy parades through my veins
at nineteen, I am thrilled she wants to meet her antique grandma
but she does
she honks and waves
cuter than the last time I saw her
which was a month ago...

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suture.sure is cuter.motley knew her.was her and one.lovegun didnt run thru my 
veins,"hey,hey,hey"what way?say,to the eye i give,ok?say ummm,i was walkin 
and talkin before you around,ok?say umm,could you bust a move elsewhere.say 
ummm,did this pass?say,what was word?heard.lured in by sure women.son of 
sin in.slim....

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there is nothing cuter that I have found 
than a panda baby doing a pushup
except maybe a baby goat hopping around
or a baby fawn who has a hiccup

I truly have to retract my steps here.
A panda baby doing pushups fills me with cheer.
Nothing cuter I have ever seen
I pronounce her the cutest uplifter I have ever seen....

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woke up to find
a new nose on my face
the mirror showed her to me before breakfast
she was not cuter than my usual
not as much of a ski slope 
not as perky
not mine at all
why do you cause me trouble 
I asked the mirror
She stuck out her tongue
I noticed three new freckles
You really are spotted I told her.
She laughed...

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The Lion they said is a King,
Where kings can only reign and rest,
The lion is a fighter in a ring,
Where all opponents hide in nests,
No one can reveal his name or face,
No one can challenge and take a race,
But baby cubs are approachable,
If you only know how to approach,
And cuter when caressed, adorable,
When lying back rolling and rest!...

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In the purple ocean deep
You came to us serendipitously
Became a filter of our lives
Took a promise as "Love Yourself"
Seeing our universe from your smile
Gazing at your unique style
Cuter and sweeter than honeyed mochi
Or warmer than the sultry sun
The ability of your duality starts
By melting all the ARMYs hearts

You are the Prince of Busan Jiminah!...

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I love my kitty,
She's my mate.
Comes at my call,
and never late.

She's a mouse-hunter by day,
Giving the birds a fright.
But curled up on my bed,
She's a cute little kitty by night.

Prancing around the house,
She can be a dill.
But no matter what,
I'll love her still.

She gets cuter
Every day.
In my heart,
Is where she'll stay.


~Written in 2001, when I was twelve~...

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Cuter than a June bug was Blossom
Bubba's hound had a nose for possum
   Bush moved and they watched it shake
   Not a possum, dadgum snake
Bubba took aim, results were awesome

Tweren’t the end of Blossom’s era
Sucked out venom; used Aloe Vera
   Dinner was finger lickin’
   Snake tasted just like chicken
Felt like a Redneck Riviera


*Entry for John Freeman’s limerick contest...

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Mercat was in the deepest of the deep blue sea
The eighth sea if you ask the likes of Pirate Lee
When she found a mirror that belonged to me
I am so beautiful! She said with pronounced glee.

The other maids were tittering about this kitty-she.
So brazenly boastful, said one of the cuter ones, Tee.
Why shouldn’t she be proud? Asked her cousin Zee.
After all, she is the only mercat in the deep blue sea....

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Oh! the pain of an online geek,
when friends they finally do seek,
Goodreads, Facebook, or some other
sites that promise not to smother
their special likes or personhood
like a bar drink or meeting would.
But lack of one-on-one time can
lead to hurting the heart of man,
because if he can tweet and twitter,
he might quickly turn out bitter,
when ignored by “friend” turned slick,
passed over for a cuter profile pic!...

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                 She were the
                      pretty 
                      girlie

                She were cuter
             Than the good witch
                        yep
                 i saw hern on
                 my computer

                        Yup 
                    i ordered
                        hern
                         en
                        toto 





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Something funny for a man
Funny for a girl
Something that will make you glad
Copy for a whirl

Better than the ball and bat
Cuter than a doll
Faster than the spinning top
and glossy for us all

Something that will make you laugh
Take away your fear
Come at you with all it has
and leave you feeling dear

Take you up to highest heights
and sing with you goodnight
Then tuck you in with folded quilt
and carry you tonight.

DAD...

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They say you are cuter 
but through you I see myself
an artist with a masterstroke
the Wilson Ngoni of reproduction 

Your googly eyes a mirror
through which I see my past
reflections of dreams I never achieved
your rabbit ears so alert 
to hear all the good wishes 
I pronounce silently about your future

Your skin perfectly smooth
smooth enough it heals
painful wounds from my past 
They say you are cuter
but through you I see myself......

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Minions are so mischievous
          but can be oh so sweet. 

Three left in my son’s Easter basket     
             could be a tasty treat.

Yellow covered marshmallows
         with beady chocolate eyes
dipped in sugar sprinkles -
           a sugar-rush surprise!

One gave me a stomach ache,
     one gave a cavity,
           the other tickled till I cried.

                They're cuter on TV!    


For Silent One's Minions Contest, 2/24/16...

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SMILES!!!
Your smile was my fantasy,
But that wasn’t reality.
Whenever you wore a smile,
Staring you became my style.
There were some smiles of love,
There were some smiles of deceit,
But still those smiles were neat.
You smiled because you were shy,
I know because i was a spy.
Stealing your glance was my habit,
Those moments were cuter than a rabbit.
I never thought the reason behind your smile,
So honey…just pass me a smile,
May be I'll  feel good for a while......

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Is there anything cuter than a little mouse?
The rascals are cute, but I don't want them in my house!
They get into my cupboard, and eat all the food that's there.
Those creatures run around leaving their droppings everywhere,
chewing holes in the walls to create their lair.
The mothers have babies by the dozen. They sure multiply!
Pretty soon, I will have loads of them running low and high.
I want to keep them out before they get in.
That way, I can avoid getting a big bill from Orkin!...

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