Short Comport Poems

Harry finally had his day in court
  So he wore a dark suitcoat to comport
    But he let go a fart
    Tore the courtroom apart
  A full tank of gas ~ a hole in his shorts...

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To a charming and convincing sense they comport
so far from suspicion and nothing to report
beat the penal code
crime in silent mode
poorer is the unlucky victim they deport....

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Isn't golf a strange sport
In the way its fans comport

Hit the ball straight and true
All folks do is ahh and ooh

When do fans let out a cheer
When in the hole, it disappears...

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To craft a poem short,
one that cavorts,
holds court,
exhorts,
perhaps retorts
of sort
and not resort
to ***ort:
a sport
that does comport
in support
of a certain forte.


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H/T to Maurice Rigoler's The Art of the Short Poem...

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Much of a heart time,
do we see angels around,
to comfort and comport,
our cruelties in life,
much of our heart times,
do we dream of days,
days of fates,
fates of success in times,
in times of blessings.
BUT,all these ,can be seen,
if we have a sense of caution,
In this life of,CAUTION....

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Who the heck was a supporter
of this brain-dead Katie Porter?
Seems her daughter’s mind was tortured:
she asked, if raped, who’ll escort her
to a neighborhood aborter
now that Trump can surely thwart her?
Porter should receive no quarter;
It's quite clear it would comport for
Californians to report her....

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I cast my gaze on other folk,
and sort them out with shoulds and musts.
My problem is a certain bloke;
his comport fills me with disgust.
Reflecting on him, all I see:
myself, just staring back at me.

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for the Bite Size Contest no.60 Poetry Contest
sponsored by Line Gauthier
written on 02/01/23...

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