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Harry's Day In Court

Harry finally had his day in court So he wore a dark suitcoat to comport But he let go a fart Tore the courtroom apart A full tank of gas ~ a hole in his shorts

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 9/18/2023 3:40:00 AM

That would be one way of handling it. Thanks for sharing your humor with us and for dropping by my page. Sara

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/18/2023 6:44:00 PM

Share and share alike, I always say, Sara... This one can be divided into four-fart harmony, by the way. Ta, ta, gw

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 9/17/2023 9:59:00 AM

LOL. Love this farty poem gw! :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/17/2023 7:49:00 PM

Well, if you deconstruct, you can take the fart apart.

Terry Flood

Date: 9/16/2023 3:28:00 PM

Like Jan, I immediately thought Prince Harry… which only served to make this all the funnier. I’m off to locate a cork!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/17/2023 7:50:00 PM

Looks as if I have a thing for royalty, eh? ~ Fly on the wall

John Lawless

Date: 9/15/2023 8:55:00 AM

...never trust anyone wearing boots and a trench coat

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/17/2023 7:50:00 PM

Agreed!

Jan Allison

Date: 9/15/2023 2:29:00 AM

I thought of Prince Harry so my final line would be 'Twas explosive I've heard news report lol . The judge and the Jury went SPARE, , butt naked - all sans underwear, But Harry did gloat, in his new Harrod's coat, his stink bomb went off for a dare:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/15/2023 2:56:00 PM

He's been in the press so much this year, I couldnt resist lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 9/15/2023 9:53:00 AM

Jan, this is a comment for the ages. Love your limerick. BOMBS AWAY, baby! lol. Thanks, Jan, and have a loverly weekend!