Harry's Day In Court

Harry finally had his day in court
  So he wore a dark suitcoat to comport
    But he let go a fart
    Tore the courtroom apart
  A full tank of gas ~ a hole in his shorts
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Kendrick Avatar
September 18, 2023 at 3:40 AM
That would be one way of handling it. Thanks for sharing your humor with us and for dropping by my page. Sara
Wolf Avatar
September 18, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Share and share alike, I always say, Sara... This one can be divided into four-fart harmony, by the way. Ta, ta, gw
Fowler Avatar
September 17, 2023 at 9:59 AM
LOL. Love this farty poem gw! :)
Wolf Avatar
September 17, 2023 at 7:49 PM
Well, if you deconstruct, you can take the fart apart.
Flood Avatar
September 16, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Like Jan, I immediately thought Prince Harry… which only served to make this all the funnier. I’m off to locate a cork!
Wolf Avatar
September 17, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Looks as if I have a thing for royalty, eh? ~ Fly on the wall
Lawless Avatar
September 15, 2023 at 8:55 AM
...never trust anyone wearing boots and a trench coat
Wolf Avatar
September 17, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Agreed!
Allison Avatar
September 15, 2023 at 2:29 AM
I thought of Prince Harry so my final line would be 'Twas explosive I've heard news report lol . The judge and the Jury went SPARE, , butt naked - all sans underwear, But Harry did gloat, in his new Harrod's coat, his stink bomb went off for a dare:-) hugs jan xx
Allison Avatar
September 15, 2023 at 2:56 PM
He's been in the press so much this year, I couldnt resist lol lol:-) hugs jan xx
Wolf Avatar
September 15, 2023 at 9:53 AM
Jan, this is a comment for the ages. Love your limerick. BOMBS AWAY, baby! lol. Thanks, Jan, and have a loverly weekend!
M  Avatar
September 14, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Who doesn't love a good fart poem BB…l do!! Debx
M  Avatar
September 15, 2023 at 8:40 AM
That l know Jan! Ha
Allison Avatar
September 15, 2023 at 2:23 AM
I love em lol !
Rodrigues Avatar
September 14, 2023 at 7:50 PM
LOL! …and mud on his face!
Wolf Avatar
September 14, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Give him a spoon. Maybe Harry'll lick it up! Ewwwwww!
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