Short Commenter Poems

I'm teasing my favorite commenter (you know who you are) - lol!

My friends told me I'm not quite right. 
So, I saw a doctor for some insight. 
The doctor, at first, could only doubt it,
"I don't know how you live without it. 
Medical science must be redrawn -
your personality is gone."...

Read More

I had to change 
email addresses. 
I couldn't keep up
with the alt accounts— 
ten helpings 
of the same subject.

you know they're automatic?
after you sign up 
you have to go to settings,
unenroll—
seems like too much.

I'd miss 
dopamine's dinner bell—
notifications.
Only to remember:
I was the commenter.

It's a rush
worth the risk— 
a chance, 
to re-visit myself,
dressed
in your jumper. 


...

Read More

“Shame on you, Miss Panagiota!
Your brain must be shaped like
a ripe, aging, spotted,banana.
We only get our kicks from our 
own limericks!”

“Thus to your hapless humor, we 
jab it with limericksticks,
Refusing to comment to it, no not
one bit.”

Panagiota speaks:
“Ah, but you are blind my friends!
I really don't mind!
I will be the only commenter to 
my humor.
Even though you treat it like a deadly, 
ghastly, tumor.”


            6/13/2021...

Read More

Delicate topic here
Got prepositioned
Yeah, was online, but
An awkward position

Commenter asked me
If I needed one
Encouragement, yes,
Perhaps “poem well done?”

But then she got specific
Like “over” and “under”
My neck hairs went up
I was starting to wonder

“Above” and “below”
Heart started racing
I mean, this ain’t the verse
Told my wife I was chasing 

If this stuff keeps up
May yank the subscription
Just really not into
Online prepositions...

Read More