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Short Classifieds Poems

Short Classifieds Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Classifieds by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Classifieds by length and keyword.


Unwanted Ads
Ego between stints -
narcissistic derelicts
scope the classifieds.
Vanity cracks masked mirrors -
Arrogance need not apply....

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© John Heck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: classifieds, angst
Form: Tanka



Premium Member Classifieds
In the quiet still
in the sable night

dreamy dotted with
punctuates of light

I recall
my youthful days:

no balcony too steep
nor high – those I could
not climb, then~ simply I 
would fly

Wanted: old Juliet, with
sympathetic elevator -- 
...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: classifieds, dream, funny love, humor, identity, vanity, wisdom,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Classifieds
This document is classified

TOP SECRET – BURN BEFORE READING

TOP SECRET – commit contents to memory and then destroy yourself

TOP SECRET – if my wife finds out I’m in big trouble

TOP SECRET – and it will stay that way until I find my glasses

TOP SECRET – let’s take it for a ride and “Vette” it

And the ever popular

TOP SECRET…..that just went right over his head….


John G. Lawless
©1/15/2023...

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Categories: classifieds, humor, political, scary,
Form: List

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