Short Chomped Poems

deer tracks
leading to chomped impatiens
gunshots in the woods...

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I just went to bed all alone
When a dog thought I was its bone
It chomped on my toe
And would not let go
I got up and answered the phone...

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Handy Andy, fine figured and dandy
Asked his mother for a piece of candy
She gave him some gum
But she came undone
When he chomped it like their milk cow Mandy...

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Trump Chomped To Bits

Trump has become a toilet trainer traitor;
Should send to China on a slow freighter;
Obce was a boat
With an anecdote;
Can you believe he was a woman hater.

Jim Horn...

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The rooster crowed
The wind blowed
The horse stomped
The pig chomped

The weeds grew
A yellow shoe
The dog barked
The car parked

The chicken squawked
The man talked
The sun shone
Good to be home...

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There once was a Leo from St. Paul.
Who attended a masquerade ball.
My friend thought he would risk it
and came dressed as a biscuit.
An Aries Lab chomped him up in the hall!




Was unsuccessful attaching the Zodiac sign....

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Oscar chomped chocolate
Oreos and candy
Opera cake and buns
Oxford blue and oysters
Oblivious that his
Obsession with food risks
Obesity for life


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Pied piper Spider Spidy web poet of Lill
                        Jabbed by muse Arachne she got dressed to kill
                                   She met her hubby Punisluffer
                                    An web ballet choreographer
                        In fret and flirt she chomped his heart-a lovechill...

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I ate myself the other day
Unhinged my jaw and chomped away
No crumb was left after I dined
No limbs, or head, or crooked spine 
Each bite I took was bittersweet 
Laced with love and shamed defeat
I didn't even say goodbye 
To all I loved and held so high
My tummy rumbled, so then I ate
What was left of me,
That you didn't take...

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Scrawny Tony gaunt and bony scraggy bag of beastly bones
           He was pony de la Manchu chum of  Mister Marty Jones
                            He had an intense perception
                            And skills of great execution
        In a sense of perfect destructiveness he chomped my hipbones









© Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 2014...

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Chased by a South African grootslang,
Thrown in the air with a pop and a bang,
He yelled “Help! I am being EATEN! Dang!”
Grootslang chomped him in half with one fang.

I screamed bloody murder with a heartfelt clang.
Climbed a bamboo tree with a tall overhang.
The grootslang laughed, and he and I sang.
A rare interaction with a determined grootslang....

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The hamburger's only a craving I had
to money I spent on flavour they add.
A bun 'top a pickle and a taste of dill, 
then napkins and a tray with receipt to thrill.
From service through a window with a light grey-blue
to seating at a table meant for four will do.
A vision of a burger being chomped in air
is just another feeling that your gut won't share....

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Jerry’s on his holidays
So Tom‘s left all alone
Maybe Spike would be his friend
But Tom can’t find a bone

That great big sleeping bulldog
Often dreams of roasted cat
If Tom Cat wants to be his friend…
Well, best of luck with that

So Tom tapped Spike’s left shoulder
Then he yelped an awful cry
Tom’s tail was chomped and that’s what’s meant
By ‘Let sleeping dogs lie.’...

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Harry was lost in  a crush of ladies
                            They fell on him and  threw him in eddies
                                         Lucy munched his coat
                                        As a horse chomped oat
                           Got crushed on Harry and asked for addies











 Harry was lost /Limerick Copyright (C) Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 24 November 2014...

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I sunk my teeth in
And chomped loudly
I pulled away
juice dribbling down my chin

My macintosh apple
Red as a rose
Sweet as sugar
Juicy like an orange
Shiny like lip gloss
Deformed like a blob
Crunched like chips
Perfect as a picture
Tasted like Heaven

My perfect little apple
Reminds me of the 
Great things our planet 
Has to offer... 
Just like our own little Heaven
We just have to look a little harder...

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So hungry, famished, eager to feed
Strapped on a bag with bunches of seed,
ate like a pig
meals so big
chomped so hard her gums began to bleed

Her nemesis came to the garden to weed
Watched her devour that bucket of seed
thought she was cute
taught her to shoot
She was skinny though, the size of a reed

He fed her up with bread that you knead
She was excited about him now indeed
He was a baker
Crescent roll maker
They got married - Mr. and Mrs. Tee-heed....

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A Florida man and home raider,
hid from cops in a lake; met a gator.
He came to real harm
when it bit off his arm,
and he died not very much later.


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Actual headline: "Florida man killed by alligator while hiding from cops"

Matthew Riggins, 22, was fatally chomped by an 11-foot gator after allegedly breaking into a home then hiding from cops in Barefoot Bay lake. When police found him, the 22-year-old was missing part of his arm....

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