Short Chomped Poems
Short Chomped Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Chomped by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Chomped by length and keyword.
I just went to bed all alone
When a dog thought I was its bone
It chomped on my toe
And would not let go
I got up and answered the phone
Categories:
chomped, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
once a small dog named joe willie
complained that his mouth felt silly
for every night
he chomped and he bite
a can of alumn spiced chili.
Categories:
chomped, best friend, dog, food, giggle, humorous, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Handy Andy, fine figured and dandy
Asked his mother for a piece of candy
She gave him some gum
But she came undone
When he chomped it like their milk cow Mandy
Categories:
chomped, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump Chomped To Bits
Trump has become a toilet trainer traitor;
Should send to China on a slow freighter;
Obce was a boat
With an anecdote;
Can you believe he was a woman hater.
Jim Horn
Categories:
chomped, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
The rooster crowed
The wind blowed
The horse stomped
The pig chomped
The weeds grew
A yellow shoe
The dog barked
The car parked
The chicken squawked
The man talked
The sun shone
Good to be home
Categories:
chomped, farm,
Form:
Rhyme
There once was a Leo from St. Paul.
Who attended a masquerade ball.
My friend thought he would risk it
and came dressed as a biscuit.
An Aries Lab chomped him up in the hall!
Was unsuccessful attaching the Zodiac sign.
Categories:
chomped, funny
Form:
Limerick
Oscar chomped chocolate
Oreos and candy
Opera cake and buns
Oxford blue and oysters
Oblivious that his
Obsession with food risks
Obesity for life
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Categories:
chomped, candy, health,
Form:
Verse
Pied piper Spider Spidy web poet of Lill
Jabbed by muse Arachne she got dressed to kill
She met her hubby Punisluffer
An web ballet choreographer
In fret and flirt she chomped his heart-a lovechill
Categories:
chomped, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
I ate myself the other day
Unhinged my jaw and chomped away
No crumb was left after I dined
No limbs, or head, or crooked spine
Each bite I took was bittersweet
Laced with love and shamed defeat
I didn't even say goodbye
To all I loved and held so high
My tummy rumbled, so then I ate
What was left of me,
That you didn't take
Categories:
chomped, emotions, feelings, heartbreak, heartbroken, poems, poetry, poets,
Form:
Rhyme
Scrawny Tony gaunt and bony scraggy bag of beastly bones
He was pony de la Manchu chum of Mister Marty Jones
He had an intense perception
And skills of great execution
In a sense of perfect destructiveness he chomped my hipbones
© Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 2014
Categories:
chomped, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Chased by a South African grootslang,
Thrown in the air with a pop and a bang,
He yelled “Help! I am being EATEN! Dang!”
Grootslang chomped him in half with one fang.
I screamed bloody murder with a heartfelt clang.
Climbed a bamboo tree with a tall overhang.
The grootslang laughed, and he and I sang.
A rare interaction with a determined grootslang.
Categories:
chomped, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Limerick
The hamburger's only a craving I had
to money I spent on flavour they add.
A bun 'top a pickle and a taste of dill,
then napkins and a tray with receipt to thrill.
From service through a window with a light grey-blue
to seating at a table meant for four will do.
A vision of a burger being chomped in air
is just another feeling that your gut won't share.
Categories:
chomped, imagination
Form:
Couplet
Jerry’s on his holidays
So Tom‘s left all alone
Maybe Spike would be his friend
But Tom can’t find a bone
That great big sleeping bulldog
Often dreams of roasted cat
If Tom Cat wants to be his friend…
Well, best of luck with that
So Tom tapped Spike’s left shoulder
Then he yelped an awful cry
Tom’s tail was chomped and that’s what’s meant
By ‘Let sleeping dogs lie.’
Categories:
chomped, cat, dog, nursery rhyme,
Form:
Rhyme
Harry was lost in a crush of ladies
They fell on him and threw him in eddies
Lucy munched his coat
As a horse chomped oat
Got crushed on Harry and asked for addies
Harry was lost /Limerick Copyright (C) Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 24 November 2014
Categories:
chomped, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
I sunk my teeth in
And chomped loudly
I pulled away
juice dribbling down my chin
My macintosh apple
Red as a rose
Sweet as sugar
Juicy like an orange
Shiny like lip gloss
Deformed like a blob
Crunched like chips
Perfect as a picture
Tasted like Heaven
My perfect little apple
Reminds me of the
Great things our planet
Has to offer...
Just like our own little Heaven
We just have to look a little harder
Categories:
chomped,
Form:
Free verse
So hungry, famished, eager to feed
Strapped on a bag with bunches of seed,
ate like a pig
meals so big
chomped so hard her gums began to bleed
Her nemesis came to the garden to weed
Watched her devour that bucket of seed
thought she was cute
taught her to shoot
She was skinny though, the size of a reed
He fed her up with bread that you knead
She was excited about him now indeed
He was a baker
Crescent roll maker
They got married - Mr. and Mrs. Tee-heed.
Categories:
chomped, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, food,
Form:
Limerick
A Florida man and home raider,
hid from cops in a lake; met a gator.
He came to real harm
when it bit off his arm,
and he died not very much later.
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Actual headline: "Florida man killed by alligator while hiding from cops"
Matthew Riggins, 22, was fatally chomped by an 11-foot gator after allegedly breaking into a home then hiding from cops in Barefoot Bay lake. When police found him, the 22-year-old was missing part of his arm.
Categories:
chomped, humorous,
Form:
Limerick