Short Choc Poems

Yummy and gooey
Self-centred choc stuck to teeth.
Sugar high on me...

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I once met a sad Easter bunny
He cried as his choc eggs were runny
I said hop on your feet
And get out of this heat
Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny!



04~10~17...

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infatuation
dark choc peanut butter cups
i crave their sweetness
devotion to my diet ...
the wrapper remains untouched

TANKA in 5 7 5 7 7 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by the Poet Doctor 

7/10/18...

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I am sick of eating those huge orange gourds cooked in pies -
And my little garden is choc-a-bloc with pumpkins this year;
But when carved out, they are the talk of the whole neighbourhood.

For Andrea’s contest...

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I played with coyote called Wile E;
we were both all happy and smiley.
Gave me a cake, made of choc;
seemed to be going tic toc,
sudde ...






I Shoulda Seen It Comin' Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: John lawless
Date written: 1st February 2023...

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               choc  
                      o
                        late
                 on thuh chilly
                        night
 
                  smiling mine 
                      and the 
                       gift uv 
                        write...

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what's it for?
speechless

i will ask the bus driver on the 
number 24 

drammach and
heat magazine gupshup

facejuice
the office slurp

my mum believes
chris tarrant invented

the choc ice
on a stick

"father, can i be of help?"
"you go back to bed."

slapnuts...

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the impression
of a cold nip
ple express
ed then re
vealed

a cherry a
top a doll
op of 
choc
olate

it's not
what you
think for it
is just a fore
ground for in

the back
ground a 
round
world
eye

above a
tongue that
runs the rim
of her upper
lip

winks...

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Hunger, gelid, frigid, no nighty,
In a long coldly winter night,
Needy for a so big woodpile 
In dark, solo I had to chop
Details are good chop --
sticks chum pal up --
marks  choc-ice !!!
Choppy choosy !! 
Wood not woo !
Cook not coo !
Warming,
fire up,  
heat,
fill,
by...

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wine and choc-o-late 
i shouldn’t mention it
but it's so-o-o smooth
and creamy
the eggs white
on the outside
and yellow-y inside
and all covered by
shh….          chocolate
cold and hardened
shell...crunch,
no - a crush
with red…hush
it’s a         secret crush

4/20/2022...

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Rich chocolate 'pon my thin lips.
On taste buds twang sits
Minute; lifetime on big hips.
Now clothes don't fit

To a diet must commit
Carrots celery dip
Peanut chocolate dip permit
My pants can now zip


Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest: The 7/5 Trochee Poetry Contest



using choc lit as pronunciation
Celery pronounced cel ry...

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She dressed in a snow suit of red and blue
Snow drifts surround her…oh what can she do
A snow man offered choc chips
Kissed her snow covered hot lips
Their snow lips adhered…hope love will ensue

6th January 2019
Contest: Same Word Winter Limerick
Sponsor: Charles Messina
2nd placement

Contest:February wk 1
Sponsor:Brian Strand...

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Candy Cane
Sugar Pop
Jawbreaker
Lollipop

Turkish Delight
Caramel Strips
Coconut Bubblegum
Black Liquorice

Cherry Drop
Chocolate Money
Penny Sweet
Syrup or Honey?

Fudge and Toffee
Lemon Drop
Powdery Sherbet
Toasted Coconut

Bonbons 
Drumstick 
Marshmallow Fruit
Choc Lick!

Candy Cane
Sugar Pop
Jawbreaker
Lollipop...

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I scream

I dream

I love ice cream,

Brain freeze

This is agony,

Salted caramel

Or mint choc chip,

Strawberry sundae

Tastes good to me,

I have a confession

I love rum and raisin,

I scream

I dream

I love ice cream,

The taste and the texture

I think are heaven,

Out of ten

I score ice cream eleven....

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Two doses of white Picolax
It’s liquid- unlike choc ex-lax
This drink is the pits
I’ve now got the squits
No wonder I cannot relax!

*I’ve never had Ex Lax and the Picolax was much more pleasant to drink than I had been lead to believe... got my colonoscopy tomorrow .. who knows if there will be a poop poem on that subject!

07/06/20...

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Sitting down to drink my tea
Triggered off a chocolate fantasy
Mmmm I will check the fridge
Opened the door to explore 

To my surprise it lit up my eyes
 A box not open ready to devour 
opening the box starting with corners
then the middle was gone

so many flavor’s bouncing around
no more boxes to be found
finished my tea awake till 3
side effect of choc and tea...

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KnickerBocker Glory is my delight.
Morning, noon and night.
Jelly, custard, fruit and cream
Go down like a dream.
Strawberries and cherries .
On the top.
Floating on a cream blop.
Ice cream. Strawberry, vanilla, choc.
I love the flavour, makes me rock. 
Served in a glass cup.
long spoon, sup it up.
Birthdays, anniversaries.
Times to rejoice.
With a KnickerBocker Glory juice....

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Easter Sunday
Easter Sunday a day to reflect 
Besides the choc and all the going on 
Religion is calling strong 
I think of the times I needed 
I would pray and feel a warm hug
I did not pray on happy days
I turn to God when life not well
Why not turn on in a good spell
We are his sheep in rich meadows 
Head bowed down plenty of good grass
Only when the grass runs out do sheep
look about...

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My sneaky big brother Bobby May
stole my trick and treat candy today

He plays the same trick every year,
then laughs at me when I shed a tear

So this year I made sure that I got even
and added Ex Lax choc from Uncle Steven

The time has come to call it quits -
cos Bobby May has got the squits!

If I were your brother Poetry Contest

Sponsored Bobby May

10/16/19...

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No time for bodily functions

Too much to be done the toilet must wait
Started to early wont finish till late,
My list of to do's goes on till next week
No time to listen and no time to speak,
A fully booked schedule chaotic and vast
No time to go slow to worn to go fast,
choc-a-block choc-a-block no time to let steam
No time to sleep and no time to dream,
No time for bodily functions
No wonder people think I'm full of  crap...

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Black beard
Was feared. 

Kim Jong
Heads wrong. 

Home grown
Trump clone. 

Fat boy
Food joy. 

Sun baked
Nose caked. 

Fresh bread
Well fed. 

Aged scotch
Top notch.

Amtrak
Rail track.

Choc ice 
Tastes nice. 

War room
More gloom. 

Stay cool
In pool. 

Jail spell
Sheer hell. 

Dark nights
Street lights.

Fab four 
No more. 

Flatline
Bad sign. 


Written 16th September 2020....

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In years gone by before the web
we had an advert on TV
it featured the milky bar kid
his slogan was 'milky bars are on me'

This kid just loved chocolate
but especially the white kind
they were so smooth and creamy
bringing a relaxed state of mind

Nowadays you get variety of sizes
chunky, large, medium and small
they taste just great
but you know that's not all

The milky bar kid had a song
it was a great sing a long
so get your milky bar
the best choc by far


poetgord@2013...

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