Short Cheque Poems

Trump's government's a total wreck
The unemployed could wring his neck
They needed relief
But found only grief
With a Trump Reality Cheque...

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Your Stimulus cheque has gone astray
To Trump Resorts for employee pay
With Trump to lead it
You know they need it
As they just might file "Bankrupt" today!...

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Age is taking its toll I find
It's unavoidable no matter how refined
King or pauper
Rich man's daughter
Depends if the cheque is good you signed...

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There was a lady scientist from Quebec,
Who was involved with some very high tec,
She made an invisibility cloak
So she could hide from some folk,
Especially when they wanted a cheque....

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I used all of what remained out of my cashed monthly cheque.
The purple coin purse had been emptied before I could even check 
That the washing machine was just not at all now working.
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A definition of the big bang theory, by heck
Can not only be applied to astrology but sex
We try not to yell
But excited as hell
We burst out, “I love you! I'll send you a cheque!”...

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A definition of the big bang theory, by heck
Can not only be applied to astrology, but sex
We try not to yell
But excited as hell
We burst out, “I love you! I'll send you a cheque!”...

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A definition of the big bang theory, by heck
Can not only be applied to astrology, but sex
We try not to yell
But excited as hell
We burst out, “I love you! I'll send you a cheque!”...

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I only just begun to charge
Impulsive buys are way too large
My credit card sighs
While bankbook cries
My pay cheque I need to enlarge


*So many things to buy since I bought a house, but I really am a wise shopper : )...

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Keep yourself busy
With no time to think
Of yesterday or tomorrow 
Just a blank cheque for today

Today you may say
For yesterday has gone
And tomorrow a world away
Keep busy is going to be only way.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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The driver thought oh what the heck 
but his motor was a complete wreck
It shouldn’t be on the road …
Caught by cops; car gets towed
His fine, it will be a huge cheque

news.sky.com/story/rolling-wreck-battered-car-with-no-windows-plates-or-mirrors-pulled-over-by-police-11189607

01/01/18...

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The Russians have landed on Mars!
They can't drive American cars
But neither can we
Its the dust, you see,
Plus the fact that there are no bars!

Trump needs more support for golf fees
All cash donations he seize   (sees?)
But oh what the heck
Your stimulus cheque
Will work just as well, if you please!...

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The Cost Of Peace 
Not one red dime,not another cent. 
Not a dollar or a cheque do I give to you. 
Not the trillion dollar deficit or is it? 
more? 
All of the oil in the world. 
All of your machines. 
One Person and they immortal soul. 
The pain of a prisoner. 
The freedom of a man. 
The blood on the tree. 
The cost of peace. 
Me....

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He lost his cheque book
then blamed me
throwing all his disused newspapers around
Dementia was acting fast
I left, glad to disavowal myself
from this character change,
claiming he didn't want to see me tomorrow.
Availing myself to several phone calls
he eventually rang me
on my landline by mobile
and like a bad dream, venom's folly, was shot...

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waitress
garcon
waiter
what

country am i
in to say no
more give
my wife

mi esposa
no vino
even if 
she

asks for more
she doesn't
no gracias
from your

grazie so
s'il vous plait
or por favor no
nada nothing more

el cheque
die Prufung
thank you so much
domo arigatogozaimasu

she'll sleep
sleep it off and
never remember
that i was even there...

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People look at my golden rays
And doubt my richness unlimited
Though I don’t work nor do any business
But I own such a real estate.
Impossible to get proofs
That I have the black money.

But I do write a cheque
Of the pleasant evenings
By plunging into the ocean
And pay my revenue taxes
I even get rebates from
Stars, Moon, Earth moving around.

               +++...

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Dust jubilee
and mass of creaky earth cakes,
skin of flakes and clone 
of Negev, their earth, their earhth.

Famine ]
splurges a cheque of rats
and pushed her odyssey 
to a million.

Firepots
whimper leaves
onescore doddersoles
hack
haw
klack 
croak
caw caw
kakle kakle
cluck

Are the new denizens 
of the street.

Tongues line bricks
and add to Babel's empire:
'old Bubon was only a child!'...

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Words unsaid
Loss is laid


Gone too soon
Ere next noon


Dead on time
A lost chime


In life brief
Echoes grief


State too late
Empty plate


Loss feels deep
Final sleep


Sad looks bleak
Knees feel weak


Eyes droop low
Last light glows


Farewell then
Loss knows when


End game woes
Time to go


Pay cheque paid
Jobs waylaid




Leon Enriquez
27 October 2017
Singapore...

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Im a dot,
A small black powerful dot,
I can spoil a celebrity autograph 
I make void a bank cheque signature
I can spoil a sentence, a tiny story:
“A man walked along the. road”
With my friends, we make something mysterious:
“then the door closed………………….”
I highjack a comma
;
I meet up with another dot
:
I question myself with a scimitar shape
?
We dots, team up with our friends, the dashes to make the well known Morse code
. - .. - - ....

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A dollar for your healing
I hear the preacher say
A dollar for your healing
Come on and let me pray.

Write your cheque and sow your seed
And then you'll be debt free
For God longs to prosper you
Just like He's prospered me.

A dollar for your healing
I hear the preacher say
A dollar for your healing
Come on and let me pray.

My friend be warned of satan's lies
False prophets is what I see
Misusing the name of Jesus
While robbing you and me....

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Prime Minister May
Set out one day
To Brexit a world gone astray

But President Trump
Just wanted to hump
'til the cows wandered home that day

Macron et Trudeau
Thought Brigitte Bardot
Might persuade the Donald to play

But such is our world
That Trump just unfurled
A cheque his attorney would pay

Of course Trump is rash
With taxpayer cash
He's not paid a dime that way

If that gets your goat
Putin has your vote
The GOP wins Primary Day!...

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Cheque please


You are better than me,
You are quicker than me,
You are more intelligent than me,
Or is it I?  See?
I am worse than you at everything that I do.
I want a vindaloo, but it is three in the morning,
And when I should be snoring, I am wide awake.


Filling another book, look.
It’s twenty something or other;
Lost count now.  Onto another.
Give this one away, can’t be bothered to write it.
Poetry is easy.
Life is in bits.


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