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The Chef who jerks off in the soup Speeds up the conversion to poop It adds to the taste But not to the waist Though your chicken noodle may droop

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 8/5/2021 2:01:00 PM
ooh, exactly why I am never have my food sent back. How absolutely disgusting.
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Date: 8/4/2021 2:31:00 PM
ha ha ha it gives jerk chicken a WHOLE new meaning lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 7/30/2021 11:29:00 AM
Lol! Rico, Remind me not to go there. I enjoyed the read.Have a good day and weekend:-)Alexis
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Date: 7/29/2021 5:49:00 PM
They say it'll put hair on sea men chests. ~ Salty Dog
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/30/2021 10:38:00 AM
You never know what is in Soup, so best to do one's own cooking!
Date: 7/29/2021 11:54:00 AM
Can I have the name of the restaurant so I can avoid it lol. Tom
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/29/2021 11:58:00 AM
Probably somewhere in the UK, as I heard it is a common practice in Britain to spike the wife's morning tea when she was not obliging . . . . .

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