Slush Fun

The Chef who jerks off in the soup
Speeds up the conversion to poop
It adds to the taste
But not to the waist
Though your chicken noodle may droop
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Kaufman Avatar
August 5, 2021 at 2:01 PM
ooh, exactly why I am never have my food sent back. How absolutely disgusting.
Allison Avatar
August 4, 2021 at 2:31 PM
ha ha ha it gives jerk chicken a WHOLE new meaning lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Y. Avatar
July 30, 2021 at 11:29 AM
Lol! Rico, Remind me not to go there. I enjoyed the read.Have a good day and weekend:-)Alexis
Wolf Avatar
July 29, 2021 at 5:49 PM
They say it'll put hair on sea men chests. ~ Salty Dog
Leffanta Avatar
July 30, 2021 at 10:38 AM
You never know what is in Soup, so best to do one's own cooking!
Cunningham Avatar
July 29, 2021 at 11:54 AM
Can I have the name of the restaurant so I can avoid it lol. Tom
Leffanta Avatar
July 29, 2021 at 11:58 AM
Probably somewhere in the UK, as I heard it is a common practice in Britain to spike the wife's morning tea when she was not obliging . . . . .
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