Short Cept Poems
Short Cept Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Cept by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Cept by length and keyword.
Ponder
insignificant
a small spot in a large space
'cept when I'm with you...
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Categories:
cept, introspection
Form:
Haiku
The Latest Crisis
Everything's a 'crisis' nowadays
'cept 'Paying Attention's' on holiday...
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Categories:
cept, anxiety, health, irony, society,
Form:
Couplet
Ifya Blow Hard Nuff Even a Ramhorn Sounds Good
How different
How same.
How rowdy
How tame
How how
'cept for cow
bells, mo
yeppers, is lame....
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Categories:
cept, on writing and words,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Seussoria
If I ran the zoo
this is what I’d do
turn ‘em loose
‘cept for goose
—puts out too much poo...
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Categories:
cept, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Don'T Tell
You like black beans
I like red
You like parties
I like bed
You like me and I like you
We'll sell everything else
'cept our honeydews....
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Categories:
cept, life,
Form:
Burlesque
Spooked
There was a girl named Bridget
who fell in love with a midget.
They got along fine
'cept at loving time
the best he could do was fidget....
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Categories:
cept, anxiety, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
Goosey
A gaggle of geese in the Bronx
Were confused by competing honks
With traffic so slow
There's not much on show
'cept gander at the honky tonks...
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Categories:
cept, humor, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Fowl Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving? Oh no! Not again!
I meet each one with chagrin
Such rejoicing, good fun
For everyone
Well, ‘cept me … I’m the Turkey, you see....
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Categories:
cept, funny, hilarious, holiday, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A Farmer Named Brock
There once was a farmer named Brock
Who was proud of his timely cock.
‘Cept it rose too early
Surprising his Shirley
On the day we turned back the clock....
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Categories:
cept, farm, funny, time,
Form:
Limerick
After the Glow
after the glow
at the end of desire
when all is gone
'cept ash from the fire
the wind picks up
and blows them away
gone are the dreams
of our yesterday...
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Categories:
cept, lost love
Form:
Verse
Greg's Abs
There’s a former weight lifter named Greg
Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg
‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack
So his treasured six pack
Now looks more like a Budweiser keg...
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Categories:
cept, desire, drink, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Your Lower East Side
How's your lower east side making out
Mine's fine 'cept I creak when out and about
Maybe an old war injury
Too young for the infantry
War ended, was wounded as a Boy Scout...
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Categories:
cept, feelings,
Form:
Limerick
Snot
Here's a question, why did God give us snot
What the hell use is it cept for making us distraught
Can't re-chew it
Or brew it
But we can roll it up and sling it at our pop...
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Categories:
cept, nature,
Form:
Limerick
Please Do Not Disturb
Doggies live in their own little world
If their fed, pee and have a car ride, they're good
Need nothing else
Cept a nap on the couch
What a life they lead “please don't disturb”...
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Categories:
cept, dog,
Form:
Limerick
Roosevelt Speech
“The only thing to fear is fear itself”
FDR's speech rings true for the world's health
Nothing's changed
Cept for some names
Freedom's still out to lunch and the air still smells...
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Categories:
cept, peace,
Form:
Limerick
Thought I'D Be Decripit
When I was a young man many years ago
Thought if I reached eighty I'd be decrepit and slow
Now that I'm here
Nothing to fear
Everything's working fine 'cept for my hero down below...
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Categories:
cept, confidence,
Form:
Limerick
Nature Shows
Except for BBC's Earth and their nature shows
TV sucks the big one, most other shows blow
Cept Sesame Street
Now that's a treat
But it feeds my brilliant mind and I feel all aglow...
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Categories:
cept, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Thought I'D Be Decrepit
When I was a young man many years ago
Thought if I ever reached eighty I'd be decrepit and slow
Now that I'm here
Nothing to fear
Everything's working fine 'cept for stuff down below...
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Categories:
cept, age,
Form:
Limerick
Yucky Poo
Listen up people, gonna finally let you in
On my unfailing method of keeping trim
Starve all day long
Cept for dandelions from the lawn
In a yucky stew filled with artichokes to the brim...
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Categories:
cept, sensual,
Form:
Limerick
Yucky Poo
Listen up people, gonna finally let you in
On my unfailing method of keeping trim
Starve all day long
Cept for dandelions from the lawn
In a yucky stew filled with artichokes to the brim...
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Categories:
cept, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Hippy Hymn
There are things I'd rather
burn in hell for than
admit that I have done
'Cept anxiety
is pushing me
towards honesty
That foreign land foreboding
wander it could be loading
peace and love for all eternity....
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Categories:
cept, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Married Bliss
If I was a world leader, no wars would be fought
Cept tween man and wife, that can't be stopped
Ingrained in our psyche
Every marriage by crikey
Sometimes we walk around devoid of thought...
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Categories:
cept, marriage,
Form:
Limerick
Yucky Poo
Listen up people, gonna finally let you in
On my unfailing method of keeping trim
Starve all day long
Cept for dandelions from my lawn
In a yucky stew filled with artichokes to the brim...
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Categories:
cept, morning,
Form:
Limerick
Renewing My Drivers License
Renewing my driver's license, got by again
At my advanced years, haven'd killed or maimed
Cept for old ladies and cats
But aside from that fact
Obey most rules and at times stay in my lane...
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Categories:
cept, age,
Form:
Limerick
It Depends
Believe it or not, I'm considering Depends
Never thought the day would come, nearing the end
Might as well flush me away
With dreams of yesterday
It's all over now cept the odor that ascends...
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Categories:
cept, age, old,
Form:
Limerick