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Short Bruce Poems

Short Bruce Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bruce by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bruce by length and keyword.


Question of Gender
Popeye has said
I am what I am
why weren't you happy Bruce?...

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Categories: bruce, gender, humor,
Form: Questionku



Kung Fu Wisdom
"Boards don't hit back"  (Bruce Lee).
"Boards do hit back" (Bruised Knee)....

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Categories: bruce, humor, word play,
Form: Epigram
Premium Member BRUCE THE GOLDEN KOI
Bruce the golden koi...
the great white shark of the pond
— culling of koi fry

5/2/2018
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Categories: bruce, fish,
Form: Haiku
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES 138
Sing a song of Sixth Sense
Haley Joel Osment wonders why
He’s followed every where
By that Bruce Willis guy
...

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Categories: bruce, funny
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Bruce Willis
Bruce Willis the actor

Always plays a character

Who makes the world less dangerous

In an average of two hours or less....

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Categories: bruce, funny
Form: Clerihew



Premium Member WITHERED
On
the verge
of heaven-
'ere the petals
bloom


Tribute to Michael Bruce and William Soutar

See my blog today for background...

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Categories: bruce, dedication, people
Form: Lanterne
Premium Member Brutal Bruce
Bruce was a hard taskmaster
Who ordered his staff to work faster
The faster they went
Bruce would not relent
Causing a major disaster...

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Categories: bruce, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
BRUCE JENNER
What reality has done to Bruce Jenner,
once on top, an Olympic gold winner.
Although he still has his gold,
he’s now on the bottom doing as told! 
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Categories: bruce, funny,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Plumber's Crack
There once was a plumber named Bruce
who wore his pants much too loose.
While at Ms. McBee's
his pants fell to his knees
Oh my, how his crack could seduce!...

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Categories: bruce, funny,
Form: Limerick
Bruce Jender
There once was a man named Bruce Jender.
Decided that he'd change his gender.
He grew out his hair.
And then he used nair.
She's tired of being a pretender....

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Categories: bruce, feelings,
Form: Limerick
Her Name is Bruce
There was an old lady from Shallot
T'was good with a driver and mallot
She worked with a hammer
She spoke with a stammer
That old she's a HE from from shallot!...

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© Toni Orban  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bruce, allusion,
Form: Limerick
Prefer To See Our Hero Win
In seventy six we saw our hero win
The decathlon; it wasn’t a narrow win
But now Bruce Jenner
Sings alto, not tenor
As he transformed into someone’s heroine

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Categories: bruce, hero, sad, sports,
Form: Limerick
Who Is Swami Sez
"Who is 'Swami Sez?'
It's the pseudonym
for b.e. singer
(Bruce E. Singer)...
Who, through his pen
brings 'upliftment, wit and wisdom'
as an insightful 'shining light bringer'"
...

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Categories: bruce, blessing, celebration, cheer up, depression, identity, inspiration,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Spare Me
Spare me the gruesome truth, Fiona Bruce* and tell me the news is beautiful
*BBC newsreader 6 April 2019 For Brian Strand’s Premier Contest, Three Lines Max...

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Categories: bruce, life,
Form: Verse
A clerihew for Brucie
On the death of Bruce Forsyth, British entertainer

The Forsyth saga is now gone
strictly come dancing the whole night long
You played cards right with Anthea, your girl,
So we played it at home and gave it a twirl....

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© The Didds  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bruce, death,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Dedicated to the Boss
Dedicated to the Boss, Bruce Springsteen Song writer of greats like Rosalita, Jungleland, and Bobby Jean Still working on a dream, forty years strong His amazing, live shows like marathons more than three hours long
...

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Categories: bruce, dedication, music,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Oh Oh


Mummy... when will I grow up and be a woman Perhaps never Bruce and stop staring at your sister's bosom Didn't daddy tell you Bout the birds and emeus Yes but he also said little girls have yummy soft cushions
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Categories: bruce, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member THIS TIME YOU DIDN'T COME SECOND
Hooray Hooray 
Bruce Anstey won today
Wohoooooooooooooooo

Tribute to my favourite Motorbike Rider who won 
Formula 1 Classic TT race and achieved a new lap record
at the Manx Grand Prix on the Isle of Man today

Jan Allison
26th August 2014
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Categories: bruce, hero, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
The Un Word [for Lenny Bruce]
lenny
lenny
would
would
have
died
sooner
than
than
dig
dig
he
did
if
if
he
played
played
played it by
these these these
rules
of
today
yesterday
hoping
he
did
that
that that that
we
could
see
we
could
hear
the
un
un
fet
terd
word...

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Categories: bruce, allegory
Form: Elegy
bruce lee vs mi
bruce lee died wen hi was 33 tupac shakurr when he was 25
well i m 39 the point is its done noww nothing can scare mi noww i lived a free and happy fucking life give or takk  5 years nothing canm takk those memories awayy your movv chieff i m done here peace lovv to all...

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Categories: bruce, adventure, appreciation,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Bruce the Fool
*The goose of Bruce is finally cooked, for the cook got a look at the fool that snuck up from behind *to goose the beautiful cook. *For non-native English speakers: If your goose is cooked it means you are in trouble. To goose someone is to pinch his or her butt!
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Categories: bruce, funny,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Immortal HULK
Immortal HULK... Bruce Banner now, will not die... What new powers he processes when he gets madder why now like Jason, He just can't die how is it now he's no longer incredible but immortal
10/21/19 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019© ...

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Categories: bruce, analogy, bereavement, character, confidence, spiritual,
Form: Heroic Couplet
Premium Member excuse Bruce
 There was a fellow named Bruce
Who  always had an excuse
When his wife caught him cheating
She gave him a beating
And threw him out on his caboose

So he went to his mistress
in desperation and distress
But he got under her skin
as his excuses grew thin
So she threw him out, she wasn't impressed

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© Joseph May  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bruce, funny,
Form: Limerick
I feel like E,T,

  
   i feel like E.T. 
   the light is too bright
   i feel like Bruce Banner
   my rage has such might
   my spidey senses tingle
   constant fight or flight
   jumping to the jiggle
   of my peripheral sight
 
   i walk like E.T.
   around kryptonite 


                         ***...

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Categories: bruce, film, how i feel, introspection, mental illness,
Form: Rhyme
The Holiday Meal
The Holiday Meal

By Elton Camp

Bruce enjoyed the Christmas feast

And ate like he was a wild beast

With pain he did grunt

The toilet he must hunt

And soon his stomach had the least


(To see the picture that accompanies this, go to the following) 
http://www.scribd.com/doc/76781988/The-Holiday-Meal ) 

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bruce, holiday,
Form: Rhyme