Her Name Is Bruce

There was an old lady from Shallot
T'was good with a driver and mallot
She worked with a hammer
She spoke with a stammer
That old she's a HE from from shallot!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Smith Avatar
January 17, 2016 at 6:11 PM
nice...lol
Dietrich Avatar
January 16, 2016 at 7:23 PM
haha, reminded me of the song from the 60's! Good one.
Turner Avatar
January 16, 2016 at 5:18 PM
Funny. Most limericks are such fun, this one is.
Allison Avatar
January 16, 2016 at 4:37 PM
made me smile Toni:-) hugs Jan xx
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