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Bruce the Fool

*The goose of Bruce is finally cooked, for the cook got a look at the fool that snuck up from behind *to goose the beautiful cook. *For non-native English speakers: If your goose is cooked it means you are in trouble. To goose someone is to pinch his or her butt!

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Robin Davis

Date: 5/23/2014 8:52:00 PM

Andrea This is cute and creative. A silly write that made me chuckle. Just the thought of you "goosing" someone is funny. Thank you for the great comment on my Butterfly poem.

Deck Fitzgerald

Date: 3/9/2012 5:13:00 PM

Nice to read and smile at the poetry again , nice Andrea , Hugs and best wishes , Declan xxxx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 3/9/2012 3:38:00 PM

is this one for debbie goosie, lol.. gosh, you make it so easy, andie.. way too cool you did outwit us all... i have something in mind but it sooo short, i gotta get some high heels, hahh!... swing this and huggs!... :)

Jack Horne

Date: 3/9/2012 3:27:00 PM

LOL, love it! A tongue twister as well

Kevin Clark

Date: 3/9/2012 3:10:00 PM

Very cute play on words.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/9/2012 1:15:00 PM

Great play on words..In our neck of the woods, to goose someone is to tickle them in the ribs...Enjoyed reading ..If this is for a contest good luck..Thanks for taking the time to comment on my work..Your comments are always uplifting..Sara

Joe Maverick

Date: 3/9/2012 12:46:00 PM

You know this was funny enough to give me goose pimples Andrea..)

Judy Ball

Date: 3/9/2012 12:25:00 PM

Cute as a button Andrea. It made me smile. God Bless, JB

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 3/9/2012 10:12:00 AM

Can't goose anyone nowadays or would be a law suit ha ha. Cute poem. love phyl

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 3/9/2012 10:00:00 AM

hahaha ..such an elegant way of putting it Andrea.. good luck for contest.. luv the footnote .. happy weekend..luv..

Jslambert Mister Roboto

Date: 3/9/2012 4:37:00 AM

If ya' try to goose me I put my foot down, it ain't a put down, it's time ta' scoot down....cuz if ya wanna touch my booty ya' gonna need ta' put loot down or go play another day with some other bay bay downtown who wants ta' put the root down... layin' on a bed with the goose down ---ok I am officially DONE white boy rappin! Paybacks for your comment...."all the other kids with the pumped up kicks betr run betr run faster than my bullet.":)

Robert Pettit

Date: 3/9/2012 12:13:00 AM

Goose anyone in the workplace these days, and you can have a sexual harassment suit on your hands. There are too many women out there crying wolf and trying to milk the system of a few extra bucks. I don't even look at them these days. Just a few words here, but they are collectively descriptive and humorous.

M.I.A .

Date: 3/8/2012 7:32:00 PM

LoL, okay Andrea, i can imagine the look on the cook when he/she was goose. funny and witty, good luck on the contest and thanks for stopping by :)

Kash Poet

Date: 3/8/2012 7:09:00 PM

Thanks for the footnote.Best wishes with this funny write Andrea.

Russell Sivey

Date: 3/8/2012 4:08:00 PM

Ha, ha, this is a wonderful write my friend! I love the twist between the goose being cooked and goosing the cook! Gee I wonder who the cook could be! She is going to return the favor sometime REAL soon I'm sure! I really enjoyed your beautiful poem that I have read this evening Andrea! You created a very juicy write(ha ha) I must say! Lovely write, Great Work!!

Daver Austin

Date: 3/8/2012 2:30:00 PM

Bruce snuck in his Christmas goose a little early, eh. This is nearly as silly as my spider who lived in a shoe. I love this sort of stuff. Love, daver

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/8/2012 11:39:00 AM

ha! so clever and poetic all at once! :)

Harry Horsman

Date: 3/8/2012 9:46:00 AM

your sense of humour comes through here, Andrea, again, i was taught. always a joy to read. harry

Kim Merryman

Date: 3/8/2012 9:24:00 AM

How funny! Good one, Andrea. Best wishes in the contest. Thank you for all your wonderful, encouraging comments on my poems. Love, Kim