Short British Poems
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A savoury kedgeree
Lancashire hotpot
A prime beef wellington pie
With pan haggerty
Spotted-dick pudding
Real ale
Cheers!
Sam is such a fun loving gent,
Ascribing to a Great British accent.
Missing him and wondering where he went.
The British sky is seldom blue
And love divine is seldom true
But come on, girl!
Give life a whirl
There'll never be another you!
The British can not sip their tea
Where tea cups are no longer free
So Bojo proposes
Before a shop closes
Try bra cups temporarily
A romano-british Christian
obtained long-lasting recognition
This apostle to Ireland God did send
an evangelist,easy to comprehend
I courted a British lady
Whose name was Sadie O'Grady
She took off her drawers
I exclaimed ‘Oh good lord!’
You sure ain’t no LADY, matey!
Comedian and actor, Stephen Fry,
Brainbox host of quiz QI,
Considered a British comic treasure,
Spent his youth at her majesty's pleasure.
union designed
saints andrew george and patrick
three flags intertwined
The United Kingdom
George Seal
7/ 22/ 2015
For years we fought the British
Now we're the best of friends
Today, with Russia we are skittish
An enmity, too, 'twill eventually end
The British love a special dish
Which satisfies their hunger wish
The Times reports
Government sports
Bojo's chips went down with the fish
We've known her since her day of birth
For HRH was down to earth
She heard us all
Until, "Last Call!"
The British got their money's worth!
When James Bond had Pussy Galore
Moneypenny slammed shut the door
MI's telephones
Broadcast Pussy's moans
Touting British esprit de corps!
We wanted our slavery to vanish
They freed us and went the British
We lost our freedom and embraced
It’s within but where is beyond trace
INDIAN SUMMER
A British Indian summer
Made cold October warmer
Lucky were the birds and bees
It made all life feel at ease
Mahatma Gandhi
Civil disobedience as modus operandi
The British, oh so superior
Ended up on their right royal posterior!
Diana Dalton
13 Nov 2012
British found oodles of Vitamin C
In a place unknown by you and me.
Rose hip jam
That’s right ma’am.
During World War Two kept children healthy.
Butterflies - A Haiku
butterflies fountain
a british, butterflies flies
out of sunflowers
3/6/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
In the river crossing through India
The British dropped a seed.
In the land of unity in diversity
To cultivate a plant called DIVIDE AND RULE.
There once was a blind British bloke
Whose nose-in-the-air was a joke
He set out to plunder
But found that Down Under
A bounder most likely will croak
Roast Welsh mutton from Brecon
a Yorkshire pudding
A Melton Mowbray pork pie
Wensleydale cheese straws
Bakewell Tart and cream
Draught Bitter
Beer !
Tom's facemask sports a charming smile
For Cheerios - that's British style
But Putin's staff
Can't help but laugh
Tom's munching Marmite all the while!
Americans come by the clock
A British lass just hikes her frock
The French love a tongue
The Swedes like well-hung
But Left or Right Thai knows Bangkok!
The midnight warning of Paul Revere:
"Liquor up front, poker in the rear!
The British are coming
To do their own plumbing
So ensure you leave a souvenir!"
We invented cricket and football
And guess what we useless at them all
We loose every game
Drives the supporters insane
But we good for an after game brawl
Sri Lanka under the colony of British,
They left,gifting the language English,
Sri Lankans speaking,language Sinhalese,
Some People mixing,speaking Singlish!