Short Breeches Poems

It was a really spooky night
And I saw a very scary sight
We had been out “trick or treating”
And got home and started freaking
My parents were dressed as witches
Both were without their breeches
And my mum, not a natural blonde
Was playing with my fathers wand...

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The gooseberry bush, a thing of beauty,
bow to my lady, bow to my lord

The homely hearth and sty for stock,
Bread for my bairns, fat for their chins

The cottage loom, silks for my lady,
Breeches  for my lord

Work and sweat for those without land,
Bow to my lady, bow to my lord....

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A pant-less lady
liked to go places
she was rather bawdy
and liked to loosen her laces

she was spied by a grandee
he pulled up his braces
then gave her lots of brandy
alas he could not undo his breeches

A pant-less lady
liked to go places
one has to admit she is barmy
as her wares she discloses...

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Boy told mom name brand he wanted to wear 
Gucci, Tommy Hilfiger, Nike air 
They are all the fashion rage. 
When you earn a hefty wage 
Wal-Mart breeches and shirt is what we'll spare.

12/24/2020

Trademark~~Quintain Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Sara Kendrick

used How Many Syllable   10  10  7  7  10...

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lost within this labyrinth of lunacy
skipping along in someone elses shoes
pondering pale patches on my baggy pants
tortured by times fallacy of noon and moon

I am

amazed with every wave that breeches shore
thrilled by the shimmering haze of summer sun
adrift upon the clouds that shape my dreams
bemused by the brilliance of still life


©12/22/2018

#2 Marathon Poetry Contest...

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           hoist it up mate
                    fer
              she wakes

               gotta see
                   her  
                  purty
                 shadow
              fer       see
                  her'z
                  mine 
               mangled 
               breeches



*did ya know; pirates wore patches
  to see their way in the dark. So they
  say; "covering one eye made the other
  see better at night"...

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There's three dollars in my breeches -
The most I ever had was ten.
This cowboy's life don't bring  riches,
The pay is scarce and pretty thin.

I'm sittin' on my three dollars.
An',friends,that is the whole dang pot.
Might ride to town, see what follers -
Or then again I just might not

I could have a beer, but I won't
I ain't rich and I don't wear collars,
Could play poker, but I don't
But,by God,I've got three dollars.


September 17, 2016
For Contest 206...

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