A Pant-Less Lady

A pant-less lady
liked to go places
she was rather bawdy
and liked to loosen her laces

she was spied by a grandee
he pulled up his braces
then gave her lots of brandy
alas he could not undo his breeches

A pant-less lady
liked to go places
one has to admit she is barmy
as her wares she discloses

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 1/6/2014 4:01:00 PM
Oh yes what David said There once was a oant-less lady ....shady etc. Light & Love
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Date: 1/6/2014 3:53:00 PM
Shadow I like this bit you should try and convert it into two limericks it suits the flow, well done…David
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Date: 1/6/2014 4:00:00 PM
ty David I appreciate your feedback Shadow x smile hug
Date: 1/6/2014 1:51:00 PM
ha ha. very funny well done Has to read the title twice. take care Pete. very naughty.
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Shadow Hamilton
Date: 1/6/2014 2:12:00 PM
ha ha Peter just frivolous fun ty Shadow x smile hug
Date: 1/6/2014 1:42:00 PM
Not my favorite of your writes but it is well done, thank you for your comments on my rose write. cheri
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Date: 1/6/2014 2:13:00 PM
hi Cheri ty for your honesty Shadow x smile hug
Date: 1/6/2014 1:27:00 PM
- To be read with a smile on your mouth :) - well done, Shadow ! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 1/6/2014 2:14:00 PM
indeed a smile Anne Lise ty so much Shadow x smile hug
Date: 1/6/2014 1:07:00 PM
Interesting work..Sounds like a 1920 Flapper ...Enjoyed reading your creative work..I was delighted to hear that my work had placed in your contest..I enjoyed writing that one for it brought back a memory of childhood..Thanks...Sara
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Date: 1/6/2014 2:11:00 PM
ty Sara just a bit of fin you deserved your place I was pleased to see some new faces do well Shadow x smile hug
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