Short Boys Will Be Boys Poems

penage lake
fishing off the bridge
boys will be boys



posted on June 29, 2018...

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Was it big John or was it ol Jack
Who started me on this laugh attack
A limy or two
Now some haiku
Think I'll join in by throwing some smack
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A hole was found in the girl's locker room wall
Policemen are looking into it!!! They've got the wherewithal
To take advantage of their role
Upholding justice is their goal
But boys will be boys as evidenced by policemen's balls




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Some people are weird, silly and fat.
You can’t eat jokes,
And we want tears of laughter not sadness.
Days gone by I was always laughing.
Slapstick and custard pies.
A stitch in time saves nine when laughing out loud,
and boys will be boys for crying out loud....

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Boys will be boys
it's all just a game
I tell you this time
I will not be played
They keep appearing
and my numbers increasing
but I need to find one
that's not so deceiving

Here's my message to you
This time
I'm on to you
and I'm not playing this game
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A hole was found in the girl's locker room wall
Policemen are looking into it!!! They've got the wherewithal
To take advantage of their role
Upholding justice is their goal
But boys will be boys evidenced by their policemen's balls




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You are so full of excitement,
That you at times can not contain it.
You enjoy playing with your toys,
And I say "Boys will be Boys."
I know nothing seems easy for you,
Just remember to never be blue.
For I will always be there, it's true,
To show you that I care for you....

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Baby Boy Altar Boy Golden Boy
Lazy Boy Fat Boy Doughboy

Star Boy Car Boy Hardy-har-har-Boy
Bell Boy Bus Boy Bar Boy Cigar Boy

Noodle Boy Poodle Boy Strudel Boy
Skinny Boy Bony Boy Phony Boy

Go Boy Slow Boy Whoa Boy
No Boy Po' Boy Oh Boy!

Top Boy Bee-Bop Boy Stop Boy!
Hey Boy Hi Boy "Atta Boy' Goodbye Boy!...

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A Roll in the Hay

Try to be different.
Take the plunge. 
Dare to live for today.
Be your own boss,
be true to your school,
and, charge for a roll in the hay.

Eat, drink and do Mary.
Boys will be boys they say.
But, Men and the boys
have different priced toys,
Some men even pay for the hay...




 	
 		
	 		
	
	


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Listen to poem:

I save memories of four boys, ~~not three,
They got out two toys, gameboy that would be,
My they have grown, they are aged differently,
Day not as smooth, as I make it, ~~you see,
Why did the older two, ~~play sneakily,
Made the brothers to be angry, ~~like me,
"Share the gameboy", I said commandedly,
"Here, the toy, lest dad turn off the T.V.!"


Date: 05/30/2019
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Boys will be boys is often said
A kind reference to naughty
Would this disparity then cause
Dudes to show action quite haughty

Yearning for female attention
By some catcalls and wolf whistles
Undermining the ladies who 
Get attacked by verbal missiles

Gentlemen, listen to me now
Each of you, must hear what I tell
Remember what you might be called
Such as this acrostic does spell!



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