Short Bosses Poems

He has no chance
Blues and bitching bosses
Unite to ruin his life...

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too many orders
like they say too many chiefs
where's all the workers?...

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Leaders learn logical listening
Lure liason's league, 
Lightening loyalty's liberation....

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Turn the tables on those
  haughty bosses you wait on
    Turn on them aggressively
      ~ like a mastodon...

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my old boss
 - one of the boys 
wrote an omnibus
on the bus
not the best
it was a bust
oh, my old boss
he turned to booze...

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Men walk and women stroll.
Bosses putt and workers bowl.
Do we jump into our pigeonhole
or are we pushed into playing a role?...

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In order to get ahead today, one doesn't need an education.
By just snooping around my bosses desk, I landed an unexpected promotion....

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...those blunt bosses who burst busts
are now lust to lost and lust;
a throe of throws,blows of lush...

     '21:01:21:18:28

Note: of busted bosses....

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Turtle crosses
Not bosses road
Squashes too soon
Before moon's shine
Some goon killed him
In light dim died
Quickly fried, she
Cat dived on plate  ...

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The bosses are not here today.
Do I have to work for my pay?
Ceiling tiles need counting.
They are in Florida for 'business.'
I've a week to clean up this mess.
We work hard, partying....

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Self-employed and partner in life
He "hired" some other guy's wife
Making golfing balls
Now he has two holes
My new business ?...Surgical Knives...

for Carolyn Devonshire's "Horrible Bosses"...

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No losses
Only losers
Once ed
About bosses
But now nobody
Tells yous
What to do
And I’m at a loss
Calculating the 
Whole cost
Of living
A mess
I scream it out
I hate alcohol
Let’s not digress...

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With the wagon rolling forward on Square Wheels and a cargo of round rubber tires, the wagon pushers need change.

Are Bosses unaware?
Square Wheels are always thumping.
Listen. Small improvements here....

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False profits,
Are usually followed by real losses,
That make way for real bosses.

Real profits,
Come from real wages,
Real customer service,
An Active Complaints Department, 
And lots of repeat customers....

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Corporate card, oh corporate card, how I love thee
Spending the company's money means everything's for free
To spend my own
A fit I'd have thrown
Messing the bosses office, on his desk I would pee...

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I like to wear Christmas sweaters in June
To show that it can be done
To see who will try and fix me or correct me
It brings the bosses out of the woodwork.
Also because I probably did not find them until this week...

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We sweat, and sweat, and sweat some more
for a freak of nature... we're sure,
his yell - like no other heard,
his demands are quite absurd,
we'll all dance when he's out the door.


For "Horrible Bosses" (and more)" contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire....

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I once had a boss called Mister Reviere
Each lunchtime for ages he'd disappear
What he was found wearing
Kept everyone staring
Oh my, the padlock was stuck by his ear







Contest : Single Limerick Contest: Horrible Bosses (and more) 
Unplaced...

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“If I claimed you sexually harassed me,
Who do you think they’d actually believe?
You – the convicted felon,
Or me, with my large melons?”
“You…so I might as well take what I please!”


8/15/11

Received 4th place in "Horrible Bosses Limerick" contest...

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You go to work, to bring in the loot
you put the effort in, to do a good job

The boss is a jerk, in that fancy suit
we feel it’s a sin, for him to be a snob

So, booze is your perk, to climb for your fruit
you’re not in the bin, when you’re the bosses’ knob...

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Dandee Donuts was Dan's small café.
I served donuts and meals for small pay,
wore a stupid hair net
and what small tips I'd get
growing fat on free donuts each day!


For Carolyn Devonshire's
Single Limerick Contest: Horrible Bosses (and more) Poetry Contest...

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First, new clue to No. 5-  Some bosses like to manage like this.
Second, new clue to No. 7- Can the weak live at peace with the strong?

And Now:  Quiz Number 9:

It's a mysterious enigma, but maybe some later clues will help shed some light 
on the correct answer....

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Our boss locked her office door every day

The She-Demon locked it so she could play

     Her boyfriend hid in there too

     The only sound heard was "oooh"

Making love to her own boss - she earned pay



Written for the Horrible Bosses (and others) contest...

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My husband and I are good at not having bosses.
We like positions where no one tells us what to do.
We have quit many jobs and cut our losses.
Give us autonomy, which we feel is our due.
Hire us if you must, but as sure as trees have mosses
We will resign fast unless left alone by you....

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~~~~ He-Who-Hides~~~~


"He-who-hides" just snuck out the damn door
Leaving a list we just can't ignore.
Put the customers on hold
So we can do as we're told.
Oh! the joys of working in this store.



 for Carolyn's "Horrible Bosses" contest
 * not a current boss
syllable count 9,9,7,7,9...

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