Short Bosses Poems
Short Bosses Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bosses by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bosses by length and keyword.
Men walk and women stroll.
Bosses putt and workers bowl.
Do we jump into our pigeonhole
or are we pushed into playing a role?
Categories:
bosses, funny, philosophy
Form:
Rhyme
In order to get ahead today, one doesn't need an education.
By just snooping around my bosses desk, I landed an unexpected promotion.
Categories:
bosses, on work and working
Form:
Rhyme
...those blunt bosses who burst busts
are now lust to lost and lust;
a throe of throws,blows of lush...
'21:01:21:18:28
Note: of busted bosses.
Categories:
bosses, truth,
Form:
Lyric
Turtle crosses
Not bosses road
Squashes too soon
Before moon's shine
Some goon killed him
In light dim died
Quickly fried, she
Cat dived on plate
Categories:
bosses, humor,
Form:
Than-Bauk
The bosses are not here today.
Do I have to work for my pay?
Ceiling tiles need counting.
They are in Florida for 'business.'
I've a week to clean up this mess.
We work hard, partying.
Categories:
bosses, funny, on work and working, work, work,
Form:
Tail-rhyme
Self-employed and partner in life
He "hired" some other guy's wife
Making golfing balls
Now he has two holes
My new business ?...Surgical Knives...
for Carolyn Devonshire's "Horrible Bosses"
Categories:
bosses, funny, husband,
Form:
Limerick
No losses
Only losers
Once ed
About bosses
But now nobody
Tells yous
What to do
And I’m at a loss
Calculating the
Whole cost
Of living
A mess
I scream it out
I hate alcohol
Let’s not digress
Categories:
bosses, abuse, addiction, america,
Form:
Free verse
With the wagon rolling forward on Square Wheels and a cargo of round rubber tires, the wagon pushers need change.
Are Bosses unaware?
Square Wheels are always thumping.
Listen. Small improvements here.
Categories:
bosses, business, irony, metaphor, work,
Form:
Haiku
False profits,
Are usually followed by real losses,
That make way for real bosses.
Real profits,
Come from real wages,
Real customer service,
An Active Complaints Department,
And lots of repeat customers.
Categories:
bosses, allusion, betrayal, cancer, corruption, courage, environment, hope,
Form:
Grook
Corporate card, oh corporate card, how I love thee
Spending the company's money means everything's for free
To spend my own
A fit I'd have thrown
Messing the bosses office, on his desk I would pee
Categories:
bosses, freedom,
Form:
Limerick
I like to wear Christmas sweaters in June
To show that it can be done
To see who will try and fix me or correct me
It brings the bosses out of the woodwork.
Also because I probably did not find them until this week
Categories:
bosses, woman, women,
Form:
Monorhyme
I’m as good an ear as ears go
If you tell me what I don’t know,
His finger firm on chest,
Looking the least modest,
Boastful ever, said his ego.
_________________________
Limerick |14.08.2024| humour, business
Categories:
bosses, business, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Initiative, nor ambition upfront,
Hire him, he’ll be good as my assistant,
I just want a workhorse,
Not one for the racecourse,
A pony’s oft good if not adamant.
____________________________
A boss said to his HR head
Limerick |16.07.2024| humour
Categories:
bosses, business, humor, people,
Form:
Limerick
We sweat, and sweat, and sweat some more
for a freak of nature... we're sure,
his yell - like no other heard,
his demands are quite absurd,
we'll all dance when he's out the door.
For "Horrible Bosses" (and more)" contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire.
Categories:
bosses, work,
Form:
Limerick
I once had a boss called Mister Reviere
Each lunchtime for ages he'd disappear
What he was found wearing
Kept everyone staring
Oh my, the padlock was stuck by his ear
Contest : Single Limerick Contest: Horrible Bosses (and more)
Unplaced
Categories:
bosses, funny, work,
Form:
Limerick
Fine, there’s no ‘I’ in TEAM,
There’s ‘ME’-- he talked of him.
‘ME’ is present
In management.
He said, pride spilled from brim.
_____________________________
The boss boasted, his ego spilling over the brim.
Limerick |13.08.2024| humour, business
Categories:
bosses, business, humor,
Form:
Limerick
“If I claimed you sexually harassed me,
Who do you think they’d actually believe?
You – the convicted felon,
Or me, with my large melons?”
“You…so I might as well take what I please!”
8/15/11
Received 4th place in "Horrible Bosses Limerick" contest
Categories:
bosses, funny, work,
Form:
Limerick
You go to work, to bring in the loot
you put the effort in, to do a good job
The boss is a jerk, in that fancy suit
we feel it’s a sin, for him to be a snob
So, booze is your perk, to climb for your fruit
you’re not in the bin, when you’re the bosses’ knob
Categories:
bosses, business, humanity, jobs, money,
Form:
Rhyme
Dandee Donuts was Dan's small café.
I served donuts and meals for small pay,
wore a stupid hair net
and what small tips I'd get
growing fat on free donuts each day!
For Carolyn Devonshire's
Single Limerick Contest: Horrible Bosses (and more) Poetry Contest
Categories:
bosses, work,
Form:
Limerick
There’s one thing of which I feel sure:
The goodness of no peer pressure.
That, year after long years,
I find for me no peers,
The boss said, peering in mirror.
____________________________
A boss boasted to his HR head
Limerick |15.07.2024| humour, business
Categories:
bosses, business, humor, people,
Form:
Limerick
First, new clue to No. 5- Some bosses like to manage like this.
Second, new clue to No. 7- Can the weak live at peace with the strong?
And Now: Quiz Number 9:
It's a mysterious enigma, but maybe some later clues will help shed some light
on the correct answer.
Categories:
bosses, confusion, mystery, on writing and words,
Form:
I do not know?
Our boss locked her office door every day
The She-Demon locked it so she could play
Her boyfriend hid in there too
The only sound heard was "oooh"
Making love to her own boss - she earned pay
Written for the Horrible Bosses (and others) contest
Categories:
bosses, funny, work,
Form:
Limerick
He’s ace performer, cream of cream,
But wait, do we have to tell him?
At best, give him some bread,
Butter may get to head,
Soon, we may have to kill his dream.
_____________________________
Told a boss to HR head with a bunch of appraisals.
Limerick |18.07.2024|humour
Categories:
bosses, business, humor, people,
Form:
Limerick
I sure love to agree with you,
With your idea from wildest blue,
I love to go along,
But then we’d both be wrong,
It’s better that I keep my view.
___________________________
A boss tells his assistant, why he cannot agree with her.
Limerick |01.08.2024| humour, business
Categories:
bosses, business, humor, people,
Form:
Limerick
My husband and I are good at not having bosses.
We like positions where no one tells us what to do.
We have quit many jobs and cut our losses.
Give us autonomy, which we feel is our due.
Hire us if you must, but as sure as trees have mosses
We will resign fast unless left alone by you.
Categories:
bosses, jobs,
Form:
Rhyme