Short Boss Poems

Short Boss Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Boss by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Boss by length and keyword.


Premium Member Ode to a Toxic Boss

Press, press, press, press
Stress, stress, stress, stress
Mess, mess, mess, mess
Less, less, less less,
I’m done
Form: Rhyme


My Old Boss

my old boss
 - one of the boys 
wrote an omnibus
on the bus
not the best
it was a bust
oh, my old boss
he turned to booze

My Favorite Boss

Free of fuss and fools
My heart and soul's potential
You know it's a joy
When they get to create for
Your happiness as the boss
Form: Tanka

Premium Member World's Worst Boss

My boss has a signature technique when he has me on the carpet.
He removes the stick from his bum and proceeds to beat me with it.
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Responsibilities of a Boss

the boss should listen
acknowledge and respect everyone
show integrity and fairness
not show favoritism
so he can retain workers


Premium Member 'de Plane, Boss' - Not What You Think

Go ahead. Change your genders, you two
      - Don't mind if we do...
          But never! Oh, never!
          ~ dare get tattooed!
Form: Rubai

The Boss

this is the news
i had the blues
broken down shoes
this life i choose
i paid the cost
many times i have been
toss
PAID  PRICE TO BE
THE BOSS

God the Boss

let me school you
no matter what he do
the lord will see you thur
he mabe bold
but gods in controll
one he'll be toss
cause
GODS THE BOSS

Having Sex With My Boss

its what you hve to do
i tell you
tho its odd
but to kept my job
he they get hot wet
you they won't toss
its about
HAVING SEX WITH MY BOSS

Mean Boss

I had a mean boss called Heather
Requests were met with a "NEVER!"
When asked for a rise
Wearing a disguise
She said "that's clever but NEVER!"
© Rob Carter  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member She'd Love To Fire Her Boss

bitter words fester
through the stench of his glare
and the ugliness of his heart
she maintains her poker face



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

We Are the Boss

we must  all
listen to the love call
 be strong 
help other carry on
be one race  one faces
let love in not a sin
 hate  we must toss
WE ARE THE BOSS

Bank Clerk

The bank clerk filed a complaint
Because her boss tried to acquaint
Himself with her boobs
Felt he had nothing to lose
So, she tied him up with restraint
© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Short Salary

My master is the government
                don't act loyal to me
                makes me live in hell,
                I realize I' ll eat grass, petals... !

Big Boss - a Tribute

big boss
like boss baby
revolver ocelot
liquid snake
solid snake
i cry
memes are the DNA of the soul
i agree
battle
fighting
photosynthesis
snake
big boss

A Danger Boss

A danger boss with a thunder voice hurling anger at terrible pace how could he be tamed? Just take his wife's name or hire a lady with smiling face.
© Kash Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

The Boss

The power of fear ,
Can summon a tear ,
Though tempered it gains you respect.

If abused , disrespected ,
Then scared and rejected,
You hurt ,
Instead of protect .
Form:

Owed To a Horrible Boss

That job he assigned came out a loss, 
which tells why my boss' so mean and cross.  
Then down below my belt 
his firm rough grasp I felt, 
as me out on my ass he did toss.
© John Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Two Things I Can Tell You About My Boss:

Two things I can tell you about my boss:
First thing -he is pleasant and smart.
And the second -you will be laughing, of course,
He believe in such bull... by his heart!
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member Cranky Boss

I worked for a cranky old boss
who came to work always quite cross.
Finally found out,
he developed gout,
when stocks took a capital loss. 

Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey
Form: Limerick

Who's the Boss - Revised

Who is the Boss - Same old song?

I'll yield since you're very headstrong

        It'll be quite a blow

        But just so you know

It'll end in us both being wrong!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Boss Man

There once was a helix of blue,
That told the person's brain what to do. 
It gave eyes color to stare. 
And added instructions for hair. 
Those instructions built unique you.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Ocean Breeze Is the Boss

she comes in with an attitude
probably from the Orient
left over from the Crusades
she is wise, wizen, old.
she flicks ocean onto my cheeks
I taste salt
ocean breeze is the boss.

The Boss

The dog got a crack from the cat, in the face
When he ambled into the cat's air space
The cat gave the dog, the stare of "I am boss"
But to why he got a crack, the dog was at a loss.
© John Scott  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Assaulted By the Boss

Last week I was assaulted by the boss Self-employed, I was probably into the sauce Whatta ham I am As serious as I can No need for the cops, just got some minor flaws
fun
Form: Limerick

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