Short Blockhead Poems

My given name is Charles Brown,
when I'm called blockhead, I just frown;
I searched for a Christmas tree,
I found one - needs T*L*C.....
now I am "The man around town!"


For "Block ~ Block ~ Limerick" contest sponsored by Destroyer ~ Poet....

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Here by the edge
Face in sharp angle:
Curious blockhead

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Curious visual
Eyeing the world;
Gaze in a maze

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Random stance
Where are you bound?
Notice my eyes?

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Leon Enriquez
08 December 2015
Singapore...

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When she told him he had b.o.
He put on the ‘insulted show’
“You say I smell?
Well I can’t tell
You must have a defective nose!” 

No, everywhere he goes he reeks
Oblivious to his toxic leak
She dreads his visits
His stench inhibits
Her smelling her roses all week!


12/5/11...

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Trump Superficial Skin

You should see Trump's superficial skin
And might miss it due to being so thin
Way he walks and will wallow
Must have head that is hollow
So around block took it for a spin.

Trump also has a blockhead

Jim Horn

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx...

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Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana  
or
Seventh Grade Craziness
Written: By Tom Wright
12/12/2003

I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus,
The class was divided; about half thought it was a compliment,
But I knew she was calling me some sort of big lizard.
I was happy that it wasn’t dimwit or blockhead. 
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Can not think of any words to write
I have tried all day and night
Hey I have writers block
No they say what a crock
Wrote this so looks like they are right

Contest: Block~Block~Limerick
Sponsor: Destroyer~Poet
Written By: Carol Brown
2nd Place Winner


For Nathan "Your Best Limerick Contest"
5th Place Winner...

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BLOCKHEAD

Some folks’ say all my life I’ve been a BLOCKHEAD.
Maybe if I could have gotten through that last ROADBLOCK,
news of my incarceration wouldn’t be such a family BLOCKBUSTER.
So here I sit all alone in my CELL BLOCK.
I’m suffering a bad case of WRITERS BLOCK,
without a clue the path my mind should take to UNBLOCK.
By the time I get out of here, I’ll need 100 spf SUNBLOCK.


For the BLOCK-BLOCK-BLOCK contest....

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Please give us a topic, at least just a clue
I have no direction, don't know what to do
Do I scribe what I know, or write from the heart?
Or do I quote Shakespeare and try to sound smart?
A ballad, a sonnet, a three line haiku?
Or try to be clever, and try a senryu
Perhaps using penta, and maybe i-ambic?
Dactylic or pyrric, it's sending me manic
So next time a subject, please tell us ahead
And I'll write something different to be a blockhead...

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