Short Blimp Poems

Airships flew the skies
World War One the Goodyear war
Their blimp still flies high...

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There’s a plump man they call The Blimp
Who recently started to limp
Though each day without fail
He’d eat a whole whale
So I proposed that he switch to shrimp...

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Scantily skipping imp,
Feet floating
Like an electrified shrimp,
Shoe sole flapping
Like an unpaid pimp,
Flamp-p-p 
           
Listing limping imp,
Toes knotting
Like a ballerina chimp,
Shoe tongue flopping
Like a deflated blimp,
Flimp-p-p...

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Listen to poem:

can you imagine
a life without tears
a dawn free of clouds impending
a sparkle without a smoke tail
a ding, a dong that does not clang
a love free of clings and shrouded claws
a dream free of seances

to imagine without consequences
to imagine without strings
is a limp puppet, 
a lifeless blimp with
wind expelled...

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Folks protest in old London Town
Dump’s actions make some people frown
One shot at the blimp
Would make Don go limp
I wonder will they shoot him down

Some protesters waved at Ron Dump
My goodness the man is a chump
He does not understand
They think he should be banned
and depart England on his rump

7/17/18...

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A lady "as fat as a blimp"
Went to work for a local pimp
Her big toothless grin
Invited men in
She was proud they all went home limp

Her pimp declared her a winner
"Beauty's skin deep!" said a sinner
A man in her queue
Said, "Listen to you!
Come on, and I'll help you skin her!"

The vicar put on his high hat
Shouting, "Sinners are just like that!
Oh, where is the shame?
We all share the blame!"
One and all kept chewing the fat....

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Grab ya paddle
'cause we gonna battle
this ain't no flim-faddle
neither is my saddle
grab your tissues
'cause you got issues
you think your so smart
a high school drop out
smell worse then a bad fart
what a bubble ass
I'd rather smell a jackass
acting all sweet 'n innocent
I see right through you
And all your insanity
I don't like you 
oh my God, like pew
Lose some weight
or they'll mistake you the Good Year Blimp
Couldn't even fit in a crate...

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Tour boat, ferry, sailboat, skiff
Bounce along the briny;
Sunshine sparkles on the waves,
Reflections bright and shiny.

Blimp and copter in the sky
Meeting no resistance;
Bridge, majestic, guarding all – 
A pillar in the distance.

Police boat passes, pulsing blue
And beeps at people waving;
Children, on a trip from school,
Reluctantly behaving.

Downtown on the promenade,
The river slowly flowing;
I soak up my surroundings,
Glad for time before my going....

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He fashed before 
my eyes amazed
at twilight raced
across the sky.

His body purest red,
nostrils flared,
he tossed his head.

His crimsom wings
so grand, so wide,
I longed, I begged, 
to take a ride.

A child, with dreams
earthbound dismay,
I watched.
He pranced,
he blazed,
away...

(Flying Stallion for Mobile Gas..The electric red horse was on the side of a blimp 
that flew across the sky at evenings to advertise Mobile gasoline.  To me, this 
was a real horse)...

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