Cash On the Barrel Head

A lady "as fat as a blimp" Went to work for a local pimp Her big toothless grin Invited men in She was proud they all went home limp Her pimp declared her a winner "Beauty's skin deep!" said a sinner A man in her queue Said, "Listen to you! Come on, and I'll help you skin her!" The vicar put on his high hat Shouting, "Sinners are just like that! Oh, where is the shame? We all share the blame!" One and all kept chewing the fat.