Short Bimbo Poems

Venus de Milo sought high and low 
for her arms akimbo.  Long ago 
I offered to look too 
for those two lost ampu- 
tated limbs, but naught said that bimbo....

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Flavour from an incomplete charm
just grass growing on fertile farm
good scores are very few
sunlight in Prussian blue
this attraction threatens to self harm...

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He defended two thieves with a smirk:
one bimbo and a jerk;
the old, crooked judge released them
knowing it was a scam...
they walked free applauding his trick....

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When I grow up I'll be a bimbo
Smart people will tell me where to go
I'll bob my head
On cue play dead
Find good job where standards will be low



posted on January 24, 2019...

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B-eacon
I-n
M-orning
B-rightness
O-pens

S-o
I-t
C-reates
H-ighly
E-xpected
C-lear
O-pportunity

Topic: Birthday of Bro. Bimbo Sicheco (November 15)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Sue got wedged on the exercise bike
And she doesn’t look so lady like
With both legs akimbo
She looked like a bimbo
Told the trainer to go take a hike!




20th July 2015...

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I’m on the bed with my legs akimbo
Guess I’m looking like a wanton bimbo
My hubby needn’t fear
It’s just my routine smear
Not for nookie with my lover Jimbo!

5th February 2017...

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At picnics Sue's legs are akimbo
No panties, but Sue ain't  no bimbo
It keeps pesky flies
Landing on our pies 
Our days out are never in limbo!

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02/03/20...

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The " Airhead "  Spaceship  was  starting .

The  Astronaut " Bimbo "  departing .

She  really  looked  cute

In  her  skin-tight  space  suit .

A definite  no-no , was  farting .



Inspired by Carolyn's ; out of this world , limerick contest .....

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B-15
I-32
N-40
G-26
O-51

Bingo is an old persons lingo
They mingle and most are single
Some looking out the window
While some give you a finger if you win
They caller will signal a number
Then some bimbo will call out “Bingo”

That’s the lingo of Bingo...

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There's a shooting downtown.  A tree frog
Chirps.  Two young people discover love.  A tree frog
Chirps.  The Chicago Cubs beat the Toronto
Bluejays.  A tree frog chirps.  A bimbo
On the Internet becomes a celebrity.  A
Treefrog chirps.  Life goes on.  Day by day,
Week by week, year by year.  And a tree frog chirps.

Mandell Smock...

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<            Betty Boop bought boyfriend Bimbo some basketballs to bounce 
              But being blind her boyfriend Bimbo bounced Betty Boop 
              Boy Betty Boop did boldly bounce bad








This Little Lady Is After My Own Heart
For No matter What She Does Wrong
Her Eyes Seem To Capture The One She Loves LOL
And Also One Of My Favorite Cartoons...

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There is a kitten for every pot
A pot for every pig
A pig for every poke
A kitten for every mitten

I was tired of this politician
What was he trying to do?
Did everyone want a pig?
Certainly not a pig in a poke

The kittens in the mittens were hanging behind him
Snug in their tight little mittens, hanging on a line
Rolling their eyes
As if to say
Do you believe this bimbo?...

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Poetrysoup Footles


1. Reading a Poem When Drunk

         Triplet
        Couplet

2. Crown for the Queen of Poetry

       Sonnet
       Bonnet

3. On the ‘I Do Not Know’ Poet

       Pasted
      Wasted

4. The Lazy Poet’s Perfect Form

      Idle
      Idyll

5. A Troublesome Poem

      Tanka 
      Rankler

6. Airhead Girl Who Writes Poetry

      Kimo
      Bimbo



For Footle Contest: Sponsor, Tim Hicks
6 March 2016...

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I'm no floozy bimbo
on a movie screen
my breasts will never grow
and I'll never be obscene
              I'm not hard and cold
              in soul and heart
              I'll never be too bold
              nor tear anyone apart
I'll never follow
society's trends
my head isn't hollow
my personality never bends
              that's just not my style
              I live authentically
              so shut up and smile
              and let me be me!...

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Here I stand akimbo and agape
In a state of limbo
Watching a bimbo
The she-devil flimflammed me into flames
Now I speak my love language mambo-jumbo

Here I stand my eyes oozing the water of my pains
I called her angel
Oh! Juliet-Delilah
I judged a heart by a face
Harpy! Harpy! I am not happy

Today my heart is full of wishful-thinking
May a bloody blond or a brute brunette be far away from me!
I gamble my hopes on time
Someday somewhere a Houri may come my way....

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