Short Big As A House Poems
Short Big As A House Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Big As A House by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Big As A House by length and keyword.
Teeny Tiny
Why did the teeny, tiny mouse,
With the gigantic size cheese,
Grow as big as a house
And the cheese, smaller than bees?...
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Categories:
big as a house, 3rd grade, children, food, funny, poems,
Form:
Rhyme
Soon To Be
Belly getting as big as a house.
Use to eat like a mouse.
But now eating for two.
Can't wait for day to change a diaper or two.
It be nice to hold you....
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Categories:
big as a house,
Form:
Free verse
A Nose By Any Name
He was as meek as a little mouse
But his beak was as big as a house
So when a dozen crows
Nested way up his nose
Only then would he begin to grouse...
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Categories:
big as a house, bird,
Form:
Limerick
Big As a House
Since big as a house, she wasn’t appealing
So there was no use in her concealing
Her enormous gut
Along with her butt
That came with a basement, floor and a ceiling...
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Categories:
big as a house, body, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Paleolithic Pachyderm
Big as a house,
Scared of a mouse,
With nose that grows
Down to its toes.
Fearlessly drives tusk into dusky musk.
Wisely buggers-off from the likes of usk....
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Categories:
big as a house, history, humorous, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,
Form:
Rhyme
Fat Bottom Girls
I remember when her butt was small
It's been so long I hardly recall
It was cute as a mouse
Now it's big as a house
Guess it's better than no butt at all
I suggested she go see a Doc
And when she found one just down the block
He helped her lose the weight
Oh Wow! She looks so great
But then she dropped me like a hot rock...
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Categories:
big as a house, humorous,
Form:
Limerick