Short Big As A House Poems
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Why did the teeny, tiny mouse,
With the gigantic size cheese,
Grow as big as a house
And the cheese, smaller than bees?
Belly getting as big as a house.
Use to eat like a mouse.
But now eating for two.
Can't wait for day to change a diaper or two.
It be nice to hold you.
He was as meek as a little mouse
But his beak was as big as a house
So when a dozen crows
Nested way up his nose
Only then would he begin to grouse
Since big as a house, she wasn’t appealing
So there was no use in her concealing
Her enormous gut
Along with her butt
That came with a basement, floor and a ceiling
Big as a house,
Scared of a mouse,
With nose that grows
Down to its toes.
Fearlessly drives tusk into dusky musk.
Wisely buggers-off from the likes of usk.
I remember when her butt was small
It's been so long I hardly recall
It was cute as a mouse
Now it's big as a house
Guess it's better than no butt at all
I suggested she go see a Doc
And when she found one just down the block
He helped her lose the weight
Oh Wow! She looks so great
But then she dropped me like a hot rock
Praise my poetry prowess
I'm a man not a mouse
With my prose and my rhyme
Yes my ego's been soused
And is big as a house
At least most of the time
When level, I canter
I revel in banter
I'm not anyone's mime
Put me up on that stage
Though I don't act my age
And I'm well past my prime
So come in for the show
It don't cost much you know
Just a measly red dime
Said you're saving your bucks
And think poetry sucks
Then I say that's a crime