Short Big As A House Poems

Why did the teeny, tiny mouse,
With the gigantic size cheese,
Grow as big as a house
And the cheese, smaller than bees?...

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Belly getting as big as a house.
Use to eat like a mouse.
But now eating for two.
Can't wait for day to change a diaper or two.
It be nice to hold you....

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He was as meek as a little mouse

But his beak was as big as a house

So when a dozen crows

Nested way up his nose

Only then would he begin to grouse...

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Since big as a house, she wasn’t appealing
So there was no use in her concealing
Her enormous gut
Along with her butt 
That came with a basement, floor and a ceiling...

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Big as a house,
Scared of a mouse,
With nose that grows
Down to its toes.
Fearlessly drives tusk into dusky musk.
Wisely buggers-off from the likes of usk....

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In a shallow grave
Behind a big old whitewashed house
where a tattered flag still waves
beside a small cross made with staves
and in the wood, clearly carved
with the spirit of devolution
states, "Here interned today
Lies the US Constitution "...

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I remember when her butt was small

It's been so long I hardly recall

It was cute as a mouse 

Now it's big as a house 

Guess it's better than no butt at all


I suggested she go see a Doc

And when she found one just down the block

He helped her lose the weight 

Oh Wow! She looks so great 

But then she dropped me like a hot rock...

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Praise my poetry prowess
I'm a man not a mouse
With my prose and my rhyme

Yes my ego's been soused
And is big as a house
At least most of the time 

When level, I canter
I revel in banter
I'm not anyone's mime

Put me up on that stage 
Though I don't act my age
And I'm well past my prime

So come in for the show 
It don't cost much you know 
Just a measly red dime

Said you're saving your bucks
And think poetry sucks
Then I say that's a crime...

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Sunshine on the Moon

A moon at the crest of a hill,
As big as the house it was covering,
Neighbors gathered – strangers and old,
In moonbeams fearfully hovering.

Never was there such a moon,
Through my lifetime of many years,
Un-believing so awed we were,
Breathless, still, evoking shared stunned tears.

Never will I forget that night when
This old world rolled around just right
And sunshine seemed to inflate the moon
Truly heaven’s wonder gone too soon....

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