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Short Bidet Poems

Short Bidet Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bidet by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bidet by length and keyword.


In the Outback
“in the outback”


g’day

bidet...

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Categories: bidet, color,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Bidet
Spray the bidet all up in your "A."
May you feel way more than okay....

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Categories: bidet, humor, humorous, rap,
Form: Crystalline
Premium Member Cletus O'Toole's Encounter With a Bidet
Since toilet tissue is so hard to find

   He bought a bidet to cleanse his behind

      With the very first flush

         Cletus scalded his tush

            To use again he was not too inclined...

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Categories: bidet, humorous, scary,
Form: Limerick
Bidet
But for that crazy, ill-conceived bidet,     
I'd say using a loo is serious business.    
Darn it, think of a sudden April shower      
Encroaching upon your pretty posterior,      
Tickling it, the nearest thing to heaven!...

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Categories: bidet, funny
Form: Acrostic
Stinky Bunny
Bunnies Bidet Believe me or not when I say, my bunny has had a rough day- He pooped on his blankie, now his cage smells rankie, now bunny sleeps on my bidet! Syllable Count: 8-8-6-6-8 howmanysyllables.com October 13, 2016
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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bidet, animal, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Pigalle
Cinq à Sept

En Pigalle, Mme. Paradigm
Claims lust is a blessing sublime
To have it your way
Squat on her bidet
And get home to your spouse on time!

Les Gendarmes say, "'Tis a crime
For Madame is well passed her prime,"
To spend one's treasure
On one moment's pleasure
Defies all reason and rhyme! 

n.b. RUE Pigalle!...

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Categories: bidet, culture, french, lust, passion, people, sensual, sexy,
Form: Limerick
Poor Pappy
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Believe me or not when I say my Pappy has had a rough day- Diaper soaking wet, how could he forget! I had to change it right away. So I dragged him in the bidet speechless I didn’t know what to say- "Oh, Pappy don’t fret," had a cigarette, burned his depends just yesterday! ***True story about my friends Pappy (grandpa)- he just couldn't break that darn smoking habit!*** Syllable count 8-8-5-5-8 January 26, 2017
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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bidet, grandfather, humorous, silly,
Form: Limerick

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