Short Bidet Poems
Short Bidet Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bidet by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bidet by length and keyword.
In the Outback
“in the outback”
g’day
bidet...
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Categories:
bidet, color,
Form:
Free verse
Bidet
Spray the bidet all up in your "A."
May you feel way more than okay....
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Categories:
bidet, humor, humorous, rap,
Form:
Crystalline
Cletus O'Toole's Encounter With a Bidet
Since toilet tissue is so hard to find
He bought a bidet to cleanse his behind
With the very first flush
Cletus scalded his tush
To use again he was not too inclined...
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Categories:
bidet, humorous, scary,
Form:
Limerick
Bidet
But for that crazy, ill-conceived bidet,
I'd say using a loo is serious business.
Darn it, think of a sudden April shower
Encroaching upon your pretty posterior,
Tickling it, the nearest thing to heaven!...
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Categories:
bidet, funny
Form:
Acrostic
Stinky Bunny
Bunnies Bidet
Believe me or not when I say,
my bunny has had a rough day-
He pooped on his blankie,
now his cage smells rankie,
now bunny sleeps on my bidet!
Syllable Count: 8-8-6-6-8
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October 13, 2016...
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Categories:
bidet, animal, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Pigalle
Cinq à Sept
En Pigalle, Mme. Paradigm
Claims lust is a blessing sublime
To have it your way
Squat on her bidet
And get home to your spouse on time!
Les Gendarmes say, "'Tis a crime
For Madame is well passed her prime,"
To spend one's treasure
On one moment's pleasure
Defies all reason and rhyme!
n.b. RUE Pigalle!...
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Categories:
bidet, culture, french, lust, passion, people, sensual, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
Poor Pappy
"Believe me or not when I say
my Pappy has had a rough day-
Diaper soaking wet,
how could he forget!
I had to change it right away.
So I dragged him in the bidet
speechless I didn’t know what to say-
"Oh, Pappy don’t fret,"
had a cigarette,
burned his depends just yesterday!
***True story about my friends Pappy (grandpa)- he just couldn't break that darn smoking habit!***
Syllable count 8-8-5-5-8
January 26, 2017...
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Categories:
bidet, grandfather, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick