Short Bev Poems

Have you heard of Bev Smith quite new to the Soup
When reviewing my poetry she's always so cute 
Quick with the praise
Sets my heart all ablaze
Dear Bev always makes me as happy as poop!

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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"Bev-literated and Beautified"
by:  Eric L. Boddie

Belief brings Blessed Baggage
Even entering Eternal ecstasy
Vividly vain visions vanish

Because the Beauty you possess
Engages others to relieve stress
Very easily because your heart is truly Blessed.......

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If you were here,
This is what I would do.
Hold you very near,knowing you would like to.

If you were here
This is what I would say,
I would whisper in your ear.

I love you every day
If you were here
This is how I would feel
My eyes will fill of tears
I know is can not bev real....

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Rebecca
Caring, loving, faithful, devoted
Sister of Bev and Brian
Lover of John, animals and science fiction
Who feels fortunate, blessed and loved
Who fears snakes, being a burden to her loved ones and cancer
Who would like to see the Grand Canyon, Ireland and Maui 	
Resident of Louisville, Kentucky	
Beirne...

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Howard the duck,
Was from an alternative earth;
Has a human girlfriend
Whose name is “Bev”

He’s not a hero,
Yet he’s no zero
When the CrAcK  is up
He’s a real cool duck!
The fowl from alternative earth
HOWARD the DUCK…


8/5/2021
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2021
From anthology Marvel Comics Poetry BIOS...

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Battle of the Sexes

Communication void of substance goes unheard,
Imaginary words sounding so absurd!
Relationships, luster lacking is loveless,
Feels like cold hands that are gloveless!
Take heed, the mind, body and soul have needs!
 
Written By: Sarita A. Milliner © 2/2/16

Submitted for contest: One liners 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 WHEN ONE LINE IS NEVER ENOUGH 
Sponsored by: Bev Smith...

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If love is just a game we need a referee
If SEX is just a game I want instant replay
She stole my heart and as a result, I became a heartless person
SO, when I asked her to have a heart she said “Heck no, I already got two!"
I was captured and tortured in The Battle of the Sexes but must admit I rather enjoyed it

*Submitted for the contest 'When One Line is Never Enough' sponsored by Bev Smith...

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The long kiss had finished but still we embraced,
love's giddiness filling our heads,
your gaze locked on mine then you spoke, soft and low,
“ I'll love you forever” you said.
But after forever came Bev and then Rachel,
and then Corrinne and Kirstie and Ruth,
also Lesley and Janet so it does seem to me that
forever is short, that's the truth.


For contest 'After forever', sponsor John Lawless...

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Battle of the Sexes:
Over the best of three sets tennis history was made!

Acrostic Drugs:
Fall for oceanic allure, not cocaine.

Affection:
By the bubbling brook bees bond with buttercups.

Disillusion: 
My dreams are like soap bubbles – they keep popping.

Spoilsport:
He quashed all their ideas, but finally spared a thought!

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Contest: 5 One Liners
Sponsor: Bev Smith...

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I gazed into her eyes until she could imagine the person she wanted me to be.

If I do it wrong the first time it will free up a lot of time for me later.

No I don't need hearing aids, I have perfected the art of selective hearing.

Take your time, I'll be in the car testing the horn.

How was I supposed to know you didn't want me to answer your question?

Bev Smith's "When one line is never enough" contest....

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Bob’s accident was not "too" bad;
young lady with both legs broken.
Driving on drugs, he’s ultra rad;
“Go to Rehab,” judge has spoken.
Meanwhile... she goes to rehab too;
Bev learns to walk again, wahoo.

When laws and legs guys freely break,
what’s “legit” walks off the pages.
Their lawyers give this bellyache, 
“We don’t put addicts in cages!”
Meanwhile... last time Bob tests a tort,
Bev appears as lawyer in court. 

written May 26, 2018...

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Battle of the Sexes??

Amorphous metrosexuals haggling over who’s going to hold the bags.


Sight seeing

Never ask directions of a man standing naked in a kayak


Hick up

Whiskey never asks permission of the permissive.


So sew

Thirty-three thimbles teetered on the table top.


Knothead

He drove the nail from one side of town to the other.


John G. Lawless
12/10/2015

submitted to – One liners 6,7,8,9,10
sponsor – Bev Smith...

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Based on painting by Bev Doolittle: Woodland Encounter

American West in Camouflage

Two Indians* hide, in the birch forest,
         and ride their pintos, hooves pitting the snow.

Conspicuous - red fox in clearing - sights
         quiet stride of hide and seek…trenchant ears

at peak performance in centralized cope
         …sentient sentinel highlights canvas.

3/28/2022
Bite Size Poem #41
Sponsor: Line Gauthier

*Native Americans...

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One Liners

Confusion
Confusion is rIpping apart fusion to confound a muddlehead.

Inflated Ego
Inflated Ego is an overblown gas balloon.

Battle of Sexes 
Battle Of Sexes ends in the hibernation of a fused fox by a diffused vixen.
 
Love
In the history of love one has to walk precariously along the quick sands of hearts.

Winter
Lulled winter romances before stormy autumn wails


December 12, 2015
Contest: One Liners-6,7,8,9,10
Sponsor: Bev Smith...

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