Short Bend Over Poems

Short Bend Over Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bend Over by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bend Over by length and keyword.


Asdg Jkl'

lets say perhaps perchance
in to have a nice day searching your on second thought
kiss off
and go bend over backwards doing it


Die Et' Blues

It's starting to give me the blues
This weight that I'm needing to lose
My belly's so fat
It's Mortal Kombat
To bend over and tie my shoes!
© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Grandma's Lessons

"Bend over at the waist".

"Point your hands toward water".
 
"Bend more" Grandma says.

She pushes me from behind.

"There! now you can dive" she says.
Form: Tanka

Switching Places

I walked down a road the other day
and met a neighbor while she said "Hey,"
I watched her bend over
to pet her dog "Rover"...
what a darn lucky dog I must say!
© George Aul  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Bend Over Baby

Got referred to a female Urologist
After which I needed a Psychologist
"I'm a licensed physician
Now resume your position!"
Next appointment? Her sister Proctologist
Form: Limerick


Elderly Team Work

Pa could not bend over to the stove like he should
The wood is too heavy for Ma is understood 
To ease this plight
And make it right
Mama bent over after Papa got wood!
© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Eric 6

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Bow your head down Aries . 
Bend over.
Not out weakness,
Because  of love of yours.
 
Emphasize defiance
By containing an unbearable burden,
Not comprehended by anyone yet.
© Mari Bond  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Lyric

Premium Member A Stitch In Time

A stitch in time saves nine But a stitch in your side ain't fine Hurts like hell Bad words you expell Bend over in pain while guzzling wine © Jack Ellison 2015
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A New Pick-Me-Up

Need a damn pick-me-up, like a whole new me Where I'm actually mobile before a quarter of three Still can feed myself And things don't swell When I bend over, I swear and fart foul air
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Pure Joy

Recently when I bend over, I make a loud noise Stuff that's not nailed down sure gets destroyed Kinda private but hey It's really free that way My attitude towards life is I'm still a wee boy
Form: Limerick

Premium Member When I Bend Over

At my age, I make a noise when I bend over It's the law but quite embarrassing, even for Rover He barks when he farts Pretends it's from another yard Us humans shift our eyes, pretend we're not the owner
Form: Limerick

Males of the Huge Gray Kangaroos,

Males of the huge gray kangaroos,
So excitable early in the spring.
Do not  bend over to them, or, in a blink,
You will be sexually abused.

My friend, who did not listen my advice,
Was badly hurt for it! Not ones, but twice!
Form: Quatrain

Hotentot Venus


Never mind my stare,
When yearning I fall.
I am here drowning in your bar.
Watching you sipping cola,
Can you see me,
If you can.

There you bend over,
Could you for me,
You are sipping again,
Could you me?
You may not be you.

An Unexpected Shark

You see things at the rest home
you don’t expect to see.
New veteran in his Korea cap is 
whipping everyone else in pool.

He never has to bend over 
and aim before he shoots.
He strokes it from his wheelchair
then rolls to his next shot.


Donal Mahoney

Small Men

Small men do exist
Maybe it’s their egos
Maybe it’s their es
Either way they do not care
Attacking innocent people
Killing women and babies
Bombing without sight
They want the world to bend over
Accept them as a god
But everyone knows they are no gods
Just self-important jokes

© Poem – III/VII/MMXXII

Premium Member The Patsy

Standing at the edge
Fear~pain~or fun~fear~pain
Big brown fearful eyes
Begging help me...

So I help her down onto the floor
Picking up her chew stick
Comes to me again
Big brown sad eyes help me

Understanding her agony
Bend over lift her up
Now she's in her comfort zone
Chewing away on her bone
Sitting next to the patsy

Ball On Hill

Days come and go
Some stand high, others bend over and bow
No need to cry or shout
If you feel pain, it is no doubt
Night will sneak in
Full of pleasure or sadness and sin
It doesn’t matter
To quench thirst you need water
Time will turn around
May hug, kiss you or pound
Life is a ball on a hill
Ready to roll down, hard to stay still

Premium Member If I Was Any More Flexible

If I was any more flexible
I could bend over backwards
and touch the top of my head on the ground

If I was any more flexible
You could paint me green
and call me Gumby

If I was any more flexible
We could roll me up 
And bounce me

If I was any more flexible
I would ooze into your wallboards
And watch your every action

Premium Member Before the World Wakes

Willows bend over a celadon lake, 
                              Like village women in dawn’s stealthy light, 
                                Rinsing their hair ere the daffodils wake, 
                             And birds crochet the air with chorus bright, 
                             ‘Neath a lone cloud turning gossamer white.

Mary

bend over  bare breasts and pink nose
the sun's silhouette fades where you lie
shadows retreat, wings rise to the sky
dark hills recoil while your hair lashes fly

shrouded in black and turning plumb
cherub's encircle the abyss of lost souls
in the eaves,  deliverance rides an Aphrodite beast
her blood brings salvation to the tormented and weak
Form: Rhyme

The Crack

He hates the sessions
The therapist
Desperately trying
To have him conform
To the accepted
Societal mold
Yet
He chose his path
A long time ago
Now
They deem him 
Broken
Yet
Time and again
He has to bend over
Betray logic
To accommodate 
Now
The result is an
Hairline crack
He can feel 
The pressure
Building up


(Ackmi Luis 2016)

Premium Member Pink Shoes

She has pink shoes.
Little pink shoes.
See? How she can dance
     and twirl? Jump so high,
     much higher than her other shoes?
They are so easy too,
     no laces or velcro NO!
No need to bend over,
     just step right in
She's a princess, Elsa
Of Course!
Not Anna, ELSA!
With little pink shoes.

***

June 7, 2017 
Copyright © Darren White

Missing You

It has been a long time since
I have been away from you
and tonight, I miss your soft-glowing
presence, and the serenading shadows 
conducting the silky symphony of
your peeling clothes. I miss
your reassuring steps, as you
approach the bed, and the gentle sagging
of the mattress as you press down
to bend over to kiss my cheek
as I fall into a blissful sleep.

Just a Number

Just a number 
My age is just a number right ? 
So what are all these changes ? 
Sleep seems to come so soon at night. 
My eyes don’t see as clearly.  
Speak louder , I can’t hear you deary!
My back hurts when I bend over ,
It seems like I move much slower.  
And all these things I used to remember ,
Now it seems like I can’t get it together ! 
But age is just a number .
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Bend Over Me

Bend over me, autumn willow,
wrapping me in solitude's soft shawl;
listening to the breezes' sighing saunter,
swirling close-stitched leaves,
a gentle singing up and down your golden cords;
saturate my soul, ripened sweetness,
with harvest's dusky, mellow fruit.
Cradle me, womb of silence,
until the angry, bitter world ceases speech.

Copyright, August 8,2014
Faye Lanham Gibson

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