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Short Bend Over Poems

Short Bend Over Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bend Over by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bend Over by length and keyword.

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lets say perhaps perchance
in to have a nice day searching your on second thought
kiss off
and go bend over backwards doing it...

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Categories: bend over, computer-internet, education, fantasy, funny, history
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Die et' Blues
It's starting to give me the blues
This weight that I'm needing to lose
My belly's so fat
It's Mortal Kombat
To bend over and tie my shoes!...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bend over, anxiety, food, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Grandma's Lessons
 "Bend over at the waist".

"Point your hands toward water".
"Bend more" Grandma says.

She pushes me from behind.

"There! now you can dive" she says....

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Categories: bend over, childhood
Form: Tanka
Switching Places
I walked down a road the other day
and met a neighbor while she said "Hey,"
I watched her bend over
to pet her dog "Rover"...
what a darn lucky dog I must say!

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© George Aul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bend over, humor,
Form: Limerick
Bend Over Baby
Got referred to a female Urologist
After which I needed a Psychologist
"I'm a licensed physician
Now resume your position!"
Next appointment? Her sister Proctologist

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Categories: bend over, funny,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Elderly Team Work
Pa could not bend over to the stove like he should
The wood is too heavy for Ma is understood 
To ease this plight
And make it right
Mama bent over after Papa got wood!...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bend over, grandfather, grandmother, word play,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Stitch In Time

A stitch in time saves nine But a stitch in your side ain't fine Hurts like hell Bad words you expell Bend over in pain while guzzling wine © Jack Ellison 2015

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Categories: bend over, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A New Pick-Me-Up

Need a damn pick-me-up, like a whole new me Where I'm actually mobile before a quarter of three Still can feed myself And things don't swell When I bend over, I swear and fart foul air

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Categories: bend over, age,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Pure Joy

Recently when I bend over, I make a loud noise Stuff that's not nailed down sure gets destroyed Kinda private but hey It's really free that way My attitude towards life is I'm still a wee boy

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Categories: bend over, youth,
Form: Limerick
Males of the huge gray kangaroos,
Males of the huge gray kangaroos,
So excitable early in the spring.
Do not  bend over to them, or, in a blink,
You will be sexually abused.

My friend, who did not listen my advice,
Was badly hurt for it! Not ones, but twice!


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Categories: bend over, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member When I Bend Over

At my age, I make a noise when I bend over It's the law but quite embarrassing, even for Rover He barks when he farts Pretends it's from another yard Us humans shift our eyes, pretend we're not the owner

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Categories: bend over, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Never mind my stare,
When yearning I fall.
I am here drowning in your bar.
Watching you sipping cola,
Can you see me,
If you can.

There you bend over,
Could you for me,
You are sipping again,
Could you me?
You may not be you.

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Categories: bend over, appreciation,
Form: Alexandrine
An Unexpected Shark
You see things at the rest home
you don’t expect to see.
New veteran in his Korea cap is 
whipping everyone else in pool.

He never has to bend over 
and aim before he shoots.
He strokes it from his wheelchair
then rolls to his next shot.

Donal Mahoney...

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Categories: bend over, age,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member The Patsy
Standing at the edge
Fear~pain~or fun~fear~pain
Big brown fearful eyes
Begging help me...

So I help her down onto the floor
Picking up her chew stick
Comes to me again
Big brown sad eyes help me

Understanding her agony
Bend over lift her up
Now she's in her comfort zone
Chewing away on her bone
Sitting next to the patsy...

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Categories: bend over, pets,
Form: Free verse
Ball on Hill
Days come and go
Some stand high, others bend over and bow
No need to cry or shout
If you feel pain, it is no doubt
Night will sneak in
Full of pleasure or sadness and sin
It doesn’t matter
To quench thirst you need water
Time will turn around
May hug, kiss you or pound
Life is a ball on a hill
Ready to roll down, hard to stay still...

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Categories: bend over, light,
Form: Light Verse
bend over  bare breasts and pink nose
the sun's silhouette fades where you lie
shadows retreat, wings rise to the sky
dark hills recoil while your hair lashes fly

shrouded in black and turning plumb
cherub's encircle the abyss of lost souls
in the eaves,  deliverance rides an Aphrodite beast
her blood brings salvation to the tormented and weak...

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Categories: bend over, hope,
Form: Rhyme
The Crack
He hates the sessions
The therapist
Desperately trying
To have him conform
To the accepted
Societal mold
He chose his path
A long time ago
They deem him 
Time and again
He has to bend over
Betray logic
To accommodate 
The result is an
Hairline crack
He can feel 
The pressure
Building up

(Ackmi Luis 2016)...

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Categories: bend over, anxiety, psychological,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Pink Shoes
She has pink shoes.
Little pink shoes.
See? How she can dance
     and twirl? Jump so high,
     much higher than her other shoes?
They are so easy too,
     no laces or velcro NO!
No need to bend over,
     just step right in
She's a princess, Elsa
Of Course!
Not Anna, ELSA!
With little pink shoes.


June 7, 2017 
Copyright © Darren White...

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Categories: bend over, child, girl, happy, princess,
Form: Free verse
Missing you
It has been a long time since
I have been away from you
and tonight, I miss your soft-glowing
presence, and the serenading shadows 
conducting the silky symphony of
your peeling clothes. I miss
your reassuring steps, as you
approach the bed, and the gentle sagging
of the mattress as you press down
to bend over to kiss my cheek
as I fall into a blissful sleep....

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Categories: bend over, absence,
Form: Free verse
Before The World Wakes

                                     Willows bend over a celadon lake, 
                              Like village women in dawn’s stealthy light, 
                                Rinsing their hair ere the daffodils wake, 
                             And birds crochet the air with chorus bright, 
                             ‘Neath a lone cloud turning gossamer white.

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Categories: bend over, flower, imagery, light, morning, nature, tree, water,
Form: Quintain (English)
Premium Member Bend Over Me
Bend over me, autumn willow,
wrapping me in solitude's soft shawl;
listening to the breezes' sighing saunter,
swirling close-stitched leaves,
a gentle singing up and down your golden cords;
saturate my soul, ripened sweetness,
with harvest's dusky, mellow fruit.
Cradle me, womb of silence,
until the angry, bitter world ceases speech.

Copyright, August 8,2014
Faye Lanham Gibson...

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Categories: bend over, autumn, peace,
Form: Free verse
a possession of stars
so cherished you are
a possession of stars
the galaxy's mass
confined in my heart

so cherished the pride
a sky open wide
folds in a pocket
soft in my side

So cherished the bliss
a ocean's abyss
weight of the deep
contained in a kiss

so cherished the night
all mountains of height
bend over trees
witness the sight

so cherished you are
possession of stars
the galaxy's vast
space in my heart...

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Categories: bend over, love, uplifting, wedding,
Form: I do not know?
Nocturnal Visit From A Raccoon
With a mask on the face and rings on the tail
She causes enough trouble to be in jail.
Digging through the garbage after she knocks over the can
That critter’s mean enough to take on any man.
With paws like hands 
Sometimes she’ll stand
And hiss at me like I did something bad
Then scamper to the woods, which makes me mad.
And as I bend over to pick up the mess
I can’t help but think maybe I’m blessed.


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Categories: bend over, animal,
Form: Ballad
Entertain Me
could you take off your clothes and amuse me?
i've been needing to laugh all day
i broke my shoe, got caught in the rain, and locked my keys in the car
and now i just want to laugh at you

so get yourself naked and put on your boots with a big fluffy hat
dance in circles then bend over and pick up that 

now put all your clothes back on and don't forget your things
please lock the door behind you when you leave...

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Categories: bend over, funny, imagination, clothes,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member the waiting room
the sign above the door 
waiting room
the room is ordinary 
dimly lit
like many rooms
many people with white hair
sit around reading 
old magazines
with faded pictures
of past glories
a young woman in a white dress
and white shoes
walks in and takes one away
into a small cell
how do you feel
get undressed
stick out your tongue
stick out your arm
piss in a jar
bend over 
get weighted 
get dressed
go back into 
the waiting room

until we call.

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Categories: bend over, funny, future, life, old,
Form: Free verse