Short Bawl Poems

I see a big fat spider
Crawling on my wall
Someone come and squash it
Before I start to bawl!!!...

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bob
bobsled
bobblehead
bobbing bouncing
bawl



AP: Honorable Mention 2020, Honorable Mention 2021

Posted on March 10, 2019...

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Trump loves his rubber Boobie Doll
She is the fairest of them all
Her feminine wiles
Hide Classified Files
When Donald is having a bawl...

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The Wailing Wall is standing tall
So men may bang their head and bawl
But burka girls
Must hide their curls
So no one can see their tears fall...

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I cry in the night 
To soothe my soul
My burdens seem lighter
As the tears roll
The emotions that chastise me 
Seem to fly away 
As I bawl my worries away...

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Hackers have been here.
They stole it all.
It makes me sad.
I cringe; I bawl.

Wait. Hold a sec.
Do I even know?
Of course I don’t
Computer, oh, so slow…...

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The Belle of the Ball is the best
The one who stands out from the rest
Her face - she won't mind it
Because she's behind it
And males only look at her chest!...

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If I don't get my Wall, I'll bawl
If I don't get my Wall, you'll crawl!
Twelve billion for me
Friends need at least three
You know Donald Trump don't build small!...

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Listen to poem:

beautiful birds bawl
like the nightingale in love
sublime symphonies 




June.18.2019
Birds or Bees Haiku
Sponsored by: 
Tania Kitchin 


N/A for contest...

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Mirror, Mirror,
On the wall
How I wished
You'd break and fall
When I look 
I hate what I see
My new rule 
Will finally be
No more mirrors
On my wall
Not till I can look
No longer bawl...

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Need paper day and night,
nervous if out of sight,
normally you stock up,
not today out of luck,
nature makes frantic call,
no time to sit and bawl,
napkins is next of kin.




4-30-17...

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The couple were upset at divorce court,
Chock Full of Nuts or Tasters Choice,
wife started to bawl,
this was the last straw,
fighting over coffee grounds for divorce.








12-17-16...

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Pelé killed the game and ate the ball
     Garrincha held the ball and did bawl
     coming, going what the hell
     Zico played ball through  smell
     Bileira my cousin  made rivals crawl...

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We Should Spare and Share Care

Simply should always spare and share,
Cordially and confidently all of our care;
When they fall,
And then bawl;
Making sure we shall do it everywhere.

Jim Horn...

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Heard that bashing your head against a wall
Feels good especially when you stop if you don't fall
Passing out is a negative
Heads are quite sensitive
Pretend that it don't hurt and try hard not to bawl...

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Men and women weren't meant to live together
They certainly don't have the same priorities ever
Men watch Sunday football
Ladies, it's soaps making em bawl
If it wasn't for sex, there'd be no contact whatsoever...

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Limerick : Once an Orphan begged at the Town Hall

Once an Orphan begged at the Town Hall
The Mayor thought he had better bawl
So he had him bawled out
And nearly used his clout
When the Orphan bawled : « See ! Who wants it all ! »

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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They say time heals all
I just want to bawl

How much time does it take
Before my heart doesn't ache

As time goes by
I still wipe tears from my eyes

Time creeps slowly by
And I just want to die

Time is a curse
I can't imagine anything worse

Then having time
Time to grieve...

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Calamity in the cupboard.
Little tornado in the hall.
A lava lamp under my bed
Enormous flames now, big and tall.

I understand the need to crawl,
To get low, and to not scream and bawl
But the fire is scaring me in an assortment of ways,
So I am doing all of the things wrong, and I mean all…....

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Chatter and Clatter

A lot more chatter;
Now what has been the matter?
Trump growing fatter.

Which one is bigger?
Criticism hair trigger
Or you go figure.

Smallest brain of all;;
President who does appall;
Like a baby bawl.

Does any of this
Sound awfully familiar
Or else similar.

Jim Horn...

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There is something for everyone,
This thing will be brought,
It has already begun,
There is no way to have it fought.
This time will come for all,
This item is never really sought,
One will eventually hear the call,
Then it is to late.
When it comes people will bawl.
Just remember no one escapes fate....

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I see her walking down the hall
With her perfect hair and face
She's got everyone under her spell, it makes me bawl
As I will never be in her place
Or have all of her grace
My feelings have become a blur
Of how I'll never be her
I try to change it
Try to find the cure
But now I just need to quit

-Megan...

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Little Sam wanted to learn ride a bike
     So he could go riding with is friend Mike
                  He would often fall
               And he’d sometime bawl
    When he did learn, told pal to take a hike
               

             





05/5/2021
Contest : Quitters Never Win
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico...

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I’ve got a friend
Who once had a cat

It ate too much
And became very fat

After it pigged out
It would go for a nap

Right in the middle
On her lap

And that big cat
Sure made her bawl

When she bought food
Then ate it all

Now she’s broke
With knees so sore

Goodbye cat 
                 Out the door...

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The skier glides
A judge decides
A lower score
His body is sore 

The athlete falls
But doesn't bawl
The skater spins
A card gamer wins 

The skiers costly error
Disappointment is the wearer
Moving on to the next event
Down the slopes The skier went
The triumph of winning
The athlete's mind is spinning
The joy achieved
The goal believed...

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