Napkins

Need paper day and night,
nervous if out of sight,
normally you stock up,
not today out of luck,
nature makes frantic call,
no time to sit and bawl,
napkins is next of kin.




4-30-17
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017


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Date: 5/13/2017 12:22:00 PM
- Congratulations on your great winning poem, Cheryl :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/13/2017 4:41:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Anne-Lise! Placement is always very nice surprise!~hugs~Che :)
Date: 5/12/2017 5:49:00 PM
Cheryl, you made me laugh with this, although I realize it wouldn't be a funny situation. Creative way to describe your title. Congrats on your 3rd place win! Blessings, Kim
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Date: 5/12/2017 7:48:00 PM
Glad you got chuckle out of it Kim! Thanks so much for very kind comment and for 3rd place win!~Blessings to you too!~Che :)
Date: 5/8/2017 8:49:00 AM
Cleaver and funny write. Enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it.
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/8/2017 8:41:00 PM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Ravi!~Che :)
Date: 5/5/2017 4:08:00 AM
Shalom Che! "Butt-paper" is essential the way our lives are lived today. Yet ... most of humanity still uses water - the cleanest way - to wash their bottoms. We approximate this with special toilets that have a special name in French
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Date: 5/5/2017 7:56:00 AM
Lol, "butt-paper" is a great way to describe it! I think your talking about the bidets? Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Anil! Shalom~Che :)
Date: 5/2/2017 8:26:00 AM
You make me smile...
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/2/2017 8:28:00 AM
Glad made someone smile this morning, lol! Thanks so much for very nice comment and visit Mike!~Che :)
Date: 5/1/2017 3:04:00 AM
To me a napkin is either a serviette or a babies nappy lol - I wouldn't mind if I ran out of the first but the second one is vital lol:-) made me smile Cheryl good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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Cheryl Hoffman
Date: 5/1/2017 8:18:00 AM
I like to stock up just in case! Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit Jan! hugs~Che :)
Date: 4/30/2017 11:01:00 PM
A very clever and funny pleiades, Cheryl! Well done
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Date: 5/1/2017 8:15:00 AM
Thanks so much for very kind comment and visit W/W!~Che :)
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