Short Bandy Poems

mauve drapes hang fondly 
colouring her bandy shack 
like lavish gift bows...

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Bet is bandy
Hair quite sandy
Thin and tall
Nose too small
Ears stick out
Lips that pout
Chin is pointed
Double-jointed
Arms are long
Hands too strong
Teeth all bad
Bet's so sad...

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My son has a new dog called Brandy
By jingo that pup is so randy
He caused quite a to do
When he humped my left shoe
No wonder his legs are so bandy!

07-07-17...

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Target k ghar k aju baju tenants k roop me bandy rakhvao.
Target ki taaq me raho.
Moqa miltay hi target k ghar ghus jao.
Moqa na milay to kisi bahany darvaza khulvao.
Kaam tamam kartay hi nikal jao..
The success of an assailant's attack depends on surprise.Bruce lee...

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He stood on such bandy legs, shaking,
I thought he would fall. His cigarette
Puffing like the grey white clouds above.

A lone heron flies high and jagged
Like the tips of the mountains
That brush this clouded sky, and surround the sea

Where our ship skims the shore with its
Light, a star rising from the blue black depths:
Can we wait until the sun sets?...

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Famine of descent
self righteous ~ origin  of meant,
in speaking harshly
not relent ~

Starvation, e'er the words denote
and fasting ~ need to hold my note
to eat my own, the words I choke
and digest not, their meaning's spoke!

Receptacle of worth, my mouth
does bandy on thoughts foul uncouth,
tomorrow then, that plate of words
must eat my own, others have heard!...

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Famine of descent
self righteous ~ origin of meant.
In speaking harshly
not relent ~

Starvation, e'er the words denote
and fasting ~ need to hold my note,
to eat my own, the words I choke
and digest not, their meaning's spoke!

Receptacle of worth, my mouth
does bandy on thoughts foul uncouth,
tomorrow then, that plate of words
must eat my own, others have heard!

Matthew 12:33-39...

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Aussie stood in his chaff bag kilt,
bandy knees, didna give it, it's tilt,
the steam was arising too,
just come from woolloloo,
shiela said "man, Gawd but he's built."

thanks Dave Williams....

Nette,
if ya got it flaunt it,
some shiela said that's torn, wit,
Aussie kilts are yet denied,
though we have the Scottish pride,
just a promise it will fit:)


Don Johnson...

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As I grow old and frail
feeble I am becoming
my body bones brittle
skin now hangs in folds
legs like sticks all bandy
I sense death he's closing in
soon he will wait no more 
the stench tells it all
death my old friend
waiting in the wings
your grinning face
haunts my dreams
silently you wait
knowing I am yours
when the bell tolls
you will be the victor
and I? to dust return...

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There once was a young man called Rodger
Who’s very transfixed with his todger
From morning till night
He gets his delight
Now he shares his bed with his lodger

The lodger her name was Sandy
Was always ready and randy
They’d make love all night
But then they took fright 
When Rodgers legs went all bandy

Submitted to New or Old 5 Contest Sponsored by Eve Roper

29 ~12~14...

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Now, you see your mislaid candy,
Still your very property and handy.

So, don’t words with your sister bandy 
Nor repeat that her hair is sandy: 
You might be saying she was The Thief,
Recklessly priming her for noisy grief;
For that’s what ‘Sandy’ supplies in brief
Whilst no daughter thief is fathered by a chief …

And-Alas!-you let candy your mind swirl
Whereas neither gender nor age makes you a girl....

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He's found a younger girlfriend, name of Mandy -
her legs are bandy.

She's nicer than his former wife, called Sammy,
and sister Tammy.

His childhood sweetheart, Jo's a husband-basher
(he was a flasher).

His mother was a butcher, and uncanny -
just like his granny.

He's found a younger girlfriend, name of Mandy;
she comes in handy -
she's always randy! 

just some silliness for Nina's Half-Eleven contest...

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Ground candy pass cigarette thrill
Around dandy bass chia pet dill
Found randy crass softly set still

Rhyming is fun play
Timing great today
Writing a book in a way
One glorious word that will stay

Bound sandy gas often met krill
Clowned Andy mass always get fill
Hound bandy grass sorely lit gill

Rhyming makes me happy
Shows off her colors, something sappy
Filling up my soul sublime
One glorious word at a time...

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If this is America,
All I’ve been taught,
As a student in school
Or in life, adds to naught.

If this is America,
Fairness and truth
Are mere follies we bandy
About in our youth.

If this is America,
Bullies may rule,
With justice expected
By only a fool.

If this is America,
Decency’s out,
For power and flattery’s
What it’s about.

If this is America,
So much is wrong
That all I can think is
That I don’t belong.
...

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