Short Balls Poems
Short Balls Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Balls by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Balls by length and keyword.
this is winter again
the kids began
they play
its there day
when it know to go
slip and fall
and throw
its
KIDS AND SNOW BALL
its white
comes down light
stick quick and sit
they play this way
throw off the wall
slide and fall
ITS A SHOW
SNOW KIDS AND SNOW BALLS
so rounded so soft so salty so chewy. Their sweat falls right off as they swing with grace and flow. Oh great rounded ones you carry with an army
How to lose face with the human race
Is as easy as stealing a base
If you have the balls
A Free Pass evolves
But use it and you're a disgrace!
Make Claims on the day
Seize the future!
Freeze the debt
Charge the field
Aint no hesitant deal
Yet been sold
You are the Master
Fearless, unmistakable
On Tuesday night I had to stay up late
I needed to see who'd win the debate
But I don't want to talk about that
I just want to know who ate my cat
His building plans as seen on zoom
Resemble an old Pharoah’s tomb
Though Epstein is dead
Jeffrey's king-sized bed
Makes a grand stage for Trump's ballroom
Now American football enthrals
There are plays there are tackles and falls
It’s not stagnant or staid
And it’s usually played
By men with oddly shaped balls
we both love the snow
as it falls
we get out a play
its like a get away
playing
in it as it come down
the wall
out minds in a trance
SNOW BALLS
ROMANCE
There was a man named Pauls
Who was born near the Victoria falls
Had a male organ on his fore head
Which almost killed him dead
For the sacks hung over his eye balls
Jen loves to go to bingo
Knows all the caller’s ‘lingo’
Her numbers come out
She gives a loud shout
Lose - she howls like a dingo
25th February 2015
My balls, bouncing on the concrete.
So bouncy they are.
I go to kick them and they travel, so far.
But then they pop, I start to cry.
Now all I want to do is go and die.
No wonder his dropping balls are egg - shaped . He 's a veteran rugby player
Not for the contest but inspired by the Sports one liner contest : )
blades of grass with dew-drops
appear as double-edged sharp swords
stabbing tender transparent crystal balls ~
light rays paint kaleidoscopic images
1st place
The trees on the farm heard the calls
December, their fate now befalls
They wait save for one
Which started to run
For this Christmas tree had no balls
Imagine you were a ball if you could
Being whacked by a long piece of wood
Pain would be severe
Can balls shed tears
Probably less painful than used as firewood
red-blue balls
lower class teacher
shows colored balls - counts number
kid denies to learn
10/07/2019
'Haiku-hue' Contest
Sponsor: Kim Rodrigues
Split my banana and stuff it with cream
top with tantalizing treats to extreme
nuts and silky sweetened balls
gooey toppings form seawalls
nothing left out of a lover's wet dream
Sir Henry was smoking cheroot
Stark naked in his birthday suit
But he did something rash
When he's flicking his ash
His pubes are no longer hirsute!
4th May 2015
Rubber is a very strange and unique material
Strong for tires, also balls but that's trivial
But love those balls
Most of all
They're so bouncy, fun, and very ethereal
Number forty-six barely knows his name
hunter loves his hoo-Xi and fine oil paints
while the free world's going soft
the commies flash big red balls
freedom will die if democracy tanks
We think of time as a ball
Slipping away from us.
We should not think of
Time at all.
We should think of nothing
But the present moment.
It is only then that
We are holding the ball.
Only Weirdos and Odd Balls
Wirdos and odd balls Trump represent;
Those in jail for time short or long stint;
Have hair stringy,
Or totally dingy
Only ones who he could obtain consent.
Jim Horn
i like to move it
so i can call it
my fazballs itch
it needs scritch
its now bleeding
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my fazballs are now gone
There once was a golfer named Andy
Whose balls were always getting sandy
The ones in the trap
And ones in his lap
Cause sand always made Andy randy
written and posted 3/27/2013 for the Golf Limerick Contest