Short Baddest Poems

It was the gladdest, 
Baddest
Maddest
I had ever been.

I did not know 
Whether to laugh
Or cry

So I did both....

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Your tubes, the baddest guys in town,
They are big and bad, pink and brown.
Amazed by their egg dance,
No one else had a chance.
Fallopian tubes take the crown!...

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Bird that glows amber 
Shines even in baddest weather 
Even if it's in still straddle 
It attracts the nosy feeble 
To have a bite of its apple 

June 13, 2023...

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On Easter, the bunny hop is the fad
In the words of Michael, who’s bad
Baddest bunny gets the prize
Only for his hoping size
The winner gets a bunny dressed in plaid...

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We hung the baddest man in Kileen
As dangerous as we'd ever seen
"I will haunt you," he had said
"I will come back from the dead."
So we buried him in Abilene.

12-25-18
Contest: Let's Have Fun Limerick
Sponsor: Shadow Hamilton...

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(in Memory of Dwight A. Myers)
  ("HEAVY D")
Ah-nah, not Heavy D, say it
ain't show
The baddest brother that ever
lived, how could he go?
When it came to RAP, Man, coiuld
he blow
And, how the lyrics, from his lips
would flow
It was as if he were a natural-
born Pro
Who, in turn, could put off quite
a show
Now, for him, does 'the Sweet
Chariot Swing Low'
There could NEVER be another
like him, Don't You Know...

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Fast as lightning 
quick as a flash
away I went
darting here, running there
like a bumble bee I flew
so fast that I knew
no one could catch me 
no they couldn't
cause I'm the fastest 
and the baddest
I know that I can run so fast
but the one that can beat me
is my daddy - he's so fast! 


In loving memory of my dad; the best friend I ever had, and the fastest man a child has ever seen....

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It's a big competition 
Who can be the baddest
As the filthy fingers forge
Of the propagandist
Whilst bank accounts are being filled
Others pay the price
People dying, children crying
Human sacrifice
Gruesome game, what a shame
Made by fickle fools
Where murder is acceptable
Only due to rules
Churns my guts 
Them evil mutts
Those filled with reckless hate...
Guess every person has a choice
To seal their own fate....

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Dearest Ezra, 

did you ever dream one day,
that all the songs should cease?
No music in the cafes play
since the baddest news arrived 

A stone cold note told of the change,
no time to grieve, or make our peace
did it wither, man, or did we contrive
in sympathy with the new and strange? 

No church bells rang; no sermons read,
a simple phrase of passing, plain
ol' frowny face; sweet poetry's dead
let no one sing, nor dance again...

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Black man, black man.
Tall, strong, and so grand.
No one could compare to this man.
Black man, black man.

You big black man.
Baddest in all the land.
Ace Boon Coon of all your land.
Respected by all men.

Black man, black man.
Men shiver at the sound of your name.
Your voice booms with the sound of one who reigns.
Black man, black man.

Who is this black man?
Known to all in this land.
Named for greatness and called to stand.
Black man, black man....

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SHE WALKS WITH CONFIDENCE SHE WALKS WITH PRIDE STRUTTING AROUND IN HER PLUS SIZE.

SHE CARRIES HERSELF LIKE A SUPERMODEL LIKE A NUBIAN QUEEN SHE IS ONE OF THE BADDEST CHICKS I EVER SEEN.

SHE PUTS GOD FIRST IN HER LIFE AND HOLDS ON TO HIS HOLY WORD.

SHE GLOWS WITH HER HONEY ALMOND BROWN SKIN AND HER SHINY BLACK HAIR.

HER BEAUTY IS NOT TO BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED IT IS TO BE CHERISHED AND SHE LETS PEOPLE KNOW THAT.

IMANI IS HER NAME AND BEING CONFIDENT IN HERSELF IS HER GAME....

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