Short Audi Poems

Sexy bloomers for my taunting body 
some days I get flashy 
some days I get sassy 
some days I drive naked, in my Audi

May 5 2023...

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Apparently when I snore, I snore quite loudly
It scares the hell out of my passengers in my Audi
What's all the fuss
Didn't I miss the bus
Stop screaming, you're being way too rowdy...

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BY CRAIG J. BURT & JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX 5/22/20

90 degrees today
Crazy mood & happy
Ready to test out my brand new Audi
Down this bumpy road

The best time's right now
German made quality car
Aircon & tunes are on
You smile & we are complete....

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She wouldn't want to bore ya,
but there's something about Nora.

Things physical, not audi
fly away from her body,

Fail to nail the counter, 
hit the deck all around her-- 

A zillion spills to mop up:
coffee grinds, egg shells, & catsup.

"Magnificent Uncoordinated 
Movements," an old boyfriend said,

In and out of bed. Still, There 
Was Something About Nora....

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She

She loves red
sitting at home watching ted
she is a sugarholic

She loves Audi
o Lord it is she with a great body
she loves strawberry milkshake
she makes my earthquake

she loves pasta
it is she I cannot master
it is my rhymes that cause disaster

She is as kind and sweet as
an exotic rose
she stands afar with an
erotic pose

It is she with beautiful eyes
her heart is deep blue 
sea that my heart lies...

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One Of A Kind
By MEH3

The lady is beautiful 
The woman is sweet 
The girl is fine, 
she is one of a kind. 
I admire her drive 
I love her walk
She has that sophisticated talk
that could blow one's mind
She has a motor like Ford
A body like a Benz
But something like a foreign engine Audi R8 you know
Meaning she is well put together 
And tough to take apart 
You have to be careful with her because 
she is one of a kind.

#ItzMeThePoet...

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See the U S A
Drive a Toyota today
Remember when it was just General Motors
Ford
Dodge, Chryslers, Lozier's??
What's the matter with driving a Yugo?
And does anyone manually roll down their windows
Impala then Caprice then Impala again
Demon Plymouth, Mustang
Audi be driving Honda, Miss  ebute she??
Cadillac across the railroad  tracks
Dodge Ram truck stuck on the railroad tracks
Auto driven diesel fueled electric
Hon
da!!

written by James Edward Lee Sr....

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its and to the time
Golden purple into lifts where darker crimes  
Engineered purple into sun coral memories more  
Of the underneath is a breast the joy
 Lily coral slow dark lifting golden rod
Once driven Audi sinister vehicle stalled 
Nature and automation which is greater  
As the swan its beak whisper where bliss
It's a road race twits nature and maniacs
In life's race which is greater
Nature and automation which is greater    





4/17/19...

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