Short Arsed Poems

nine torn kimonos
man sits staring out window---
bare arsed slacker

*a stitch in time saves 9...

Read More

I hate you even more-er now
No I hate you mostest
You slimy evil fat arsed cow
That’s why I keep you closest...

Read More

They warm, 

midwinter’s summer days.

And, 

by thinning  blood in thickening veins,

for lustful and immodest reasons,

cause men to think, 

against god’s odds,

they’ve managed to reverse the seasons.


We dumb-arsed, head-f***ed, simple sods....

Read More

I wrote this much earlier today.... I guess I was psychic.....

"Am I Here?"
Been a crazy arsed day,
Spinning head, I start to sway...
Let me know when I get here....
Cause there's one thing I really fear....
If it ain't me....
And I can't see....
Who do I be???
Am I behind door number three?

Is this now?????...

Read More

I Have a Serious Case Of... (how the title SUPPOSED to look!!!)

Boredom.
Ennui.
Tedium.
Apathy.
Disinterest.
Indifference.
Lethargy.
Monotony.
Dullness.
Lassitude.
Listlessness.
Repetitiveness (repetitiveness).
Incuriosity.
Jadedness.
Disregard.
Immobility.
Unfocussed.
Distraction.
Disinclination.
Aversion.
Avoidance.
Discontentment…

… or just plain “cannot be arsed”!...

Read More

Little Miss Tough Squit,
Was downing a "shot",
When some jive-arsed turkey...
Parked his butt right next to her spot...
He oogled Miss Tough Squit...
Thought he might have a chance...
Asked her if she'd like to dance...
She looked him over with great contempt,
His clothes not clean, his hair unkempt..
"Buzz Off Bozo!!" she barked at him...
He got all red, his patience grew thin...
He was about to say what he ought not,
But she preempted him,
With a clean chin shot......

Read More