Sexy Haiku

Sex is a science
You can use an appliance
Don't be shy at all

Tickle her fancy
By telling your fantasy
Make it sound a ball

Don't try to diet
If it's freaky just try it
Taste it with your tongue

Make it fast or slow
Keep it simple for god knows
When beast lose control

The gift of pleasure
To which there is no measure
That majestic flow

Bought sold tried or trend
All good things must come to end
Again, just say when
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Konos Avatar
May 8, 2013 at 4:40 PM
What I read was, "The worst I ever had was Wonderful"
Moreno Avatar
March 9, 2013 at 10:28 AM
Indeed a sexy one, nice work...
Animashaun Avatar
February 20, 2013 at 7:49 PM
sweet...made me smile.
Ougo Avatar
February 14, 2013 at 4:26 AM
Sexy piece,..awesome write...:-)
Babcock Avatar
January 31, 2013 at 10:23 AM
Nice series of haiku John. Hope all is well with you. love phyl
Duncan Avatar
December 8, 2012 at 9:01 PM
Hey, Hey, you won. sexy haiku's in deed ;} I should write mine more along this line.
Puddifoot Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 4:33 AM
putting our faith in what we have sounds like a good idea to me...
Wesley Avatar
November 26, 2012 at 6:02 AM
I can hardly believe the wild turn about in you poem John, Sounds like you're coming to life with a new direction. Great one to read this A M. :)
Puddifoot Avatar
December 3, 2012 at 4:34 AM
lol
A   Avatar
November 17, 2012 at 7:45 PM
:-)..pd
Horsman Avatar
November 16, 2012 at 9:05 AM
congrats on these wonders, John, just love these....
Puddifoot Avatar
November 15, 2012 at 4:16 PM
look at you mr sexy haiku, topping the charts...good to know there's at least one judge out there who shares our sense of humour! :-)
Roberts Avatar
November 15, 2012 at 2:12 PM
congratulations John .....Seren
Brown Avatar
November 15, 2012 at 6:51 AM
Congratulations on your win in SandyIvy's "Natural/Nature Sexy Haiku" contest John III. Love, Carol
La France Avatar
November 14, 2012 at 2:30 PM
Congratulations John on your win with these great haikus. Constance
Gasun Avatar
November 13, 2012 at 8:02 PM
Congratulations on your super win John! hugs, Leonora
Dietrich Avatar
November 13, 2012 at 4:44 PM
I knew this was a winner the first time I saw it. big congrats, john
A   Avatar
November 13, 2012 at 1:47 PM
John..congrats with your "Sexy Haiku" win... have a good one..:-) PD
Kendrick Avatar
November 13, 2012 at 11:46 AM
Knew it was a winner..Way to go..Congrats..Sara
Poet Avatar
November 13, 2012 at 5:46 AM
CONGRATS!! (~ _ ^)
Sweetheart Avatar
November 13, 2012 at 5:22 AM
CONGRATS JOHN ON A SUPER SEXY STEAMY WRITE LUV AND GRAND FIRST PLACE WIN TOO..
Andresen Avatar
November 13, 2012 at 1:27 AM
Hey, visiting you to say CONGRATULATIONS WITH your winning poem in the contest: "Sexy Haiku" - fun contest and many good suggestions. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 13, 2012 at 1:03 AM
Congratulations John xx
Ivy D Avatar
November 12, 2012 at 10:18 PM
Sexy haiku. Kisses.TY, Sandy'
Dietrich Avatar
November 12, 2012 at 3:03 PM
I really liked reading these. GREAT approach to that contest.
A   Avatar
November 11, 2012 at 5:58 PM
John, John,,,, lol..tickle her fancy... wow... you really got some good ones here. I think these are the best ones I have read so far.. I meant to say... I like some of the other ones... But these... are wow... and wow... and powww... ..first one is my fav...xox~pd
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