Short Aka Poems
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A bird like a pigeon or dove
will always choose food over love
They poop from their perches
On people in churches
Excluding Nun of the Above
You think you know just what you see
You think you see right through me
But really I see straight into your core
So now you're not you anymore.
Form:
As Jesus was walking on water
He plotted to get God to barter
When God heard his pleas
He fell to his knees
And found he could swim like an otter
Whilst Fauci was counting the dead
Trump's face turned from orange to red,
"Dear God! Can't you see?
They voted for me!
Take those vaccinated instead!"
Small mind
Big mouth
Hate the
Hate
Hate the
House
Like
A bird
Flying
South
I
Go
Where
There
Suits
MySelf
By: Bill MacEachern
03/13/21
When the Devil shows his hospitality
And tempts you with your own resentment
Do you flee, fight or freeze,
Or simply laugh and offer your hand
In gratitude.
(11/20/23)
old Gooseberry
biding his time
sending the reaper
to collect the damned
sitting on his throne
unconcerned, unhurried
choosing new minions
for tomorrow’s soul collections
To keep his mind off his father's woes
Hunter became a Trumper
Soon his left foot started drumming
~ It 'mis-heard' he was a ‘Thumper’
Don't go shopping for prescription glasses
when you're mad at your boss.
You'll end up coming home with
don't f*ck with me glasses
that you'll regret!
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
He eats all his spinach to make himself strong
To look good for the ladies, not that that's wrong
a pipe he wont smoke
but he'll give you a joke
Thought he was Jack but was Popeye all along
The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.
Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end
In its own time!
Love lived in the hearts of Him and Her,
But distance shrouded fear over Her
And to punish Her reluctance
He gave another girl a chance
And she brought triplets nine months later.
(c) Nyonglema
Avoid current politics please,
But that seems an impossibility, geez~
Seems better to remember
Old Miss Thompson’s advice:
Don’t talk politics if you can’t talk nice,
Or at least leave it ‘til November!
Cornelius McGillicuddy Mack
You can’t make up a name like that
At baseball he took a loud whack
(Managing the A’s to 3,731 wins)
~ Suit-and-tie, teetotalling aristocrat
aka Robert Petrie
The Music Man, starring Dick Van Dyke,
on a Vegas stage being so lifelike,
at the end of the show, he came down to greet fans,
smiles, as he signed my napkin after, shakes my hands.
2020 December 18
Monsieur, said she
demure
Madame, replied he
lovely coiffure
Garcon, said she
table for two
Caviar and wine, said he, for me
Madame, Vos vilst du?
It's pretty important
to know the difference
between squire and square.
Mayor and mare
there and their
fair and fare.
Lust and lost
Cussed and cost
Bust and bossed
Depends on the pronunciation, don't it?
A phone call makes all of it real.
Many tennis teams, come to our valley
It is rumored they "volley" with Sally
All those balls in one court
She will have to resort
To a scorekeeper's card to keep tally !!
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For Roy's Contest: Bawdy No. II 6/16/14
'To Love's Humble Deceite'
Its me your loving
monument to memories
gone by
measuring the mental melodies
to love's humble deceitful
strain not to hear me cry
I compose my tears in themes gone by
the musical memento of love
harmonious lies~
Form:
I regret all I didn't say and all I didn't do,
I thought I had all the answers, but I didn't have a clue.
If I could go back in time and some how change the past,
you'd never doubt for a second,
that our love was meant to last.
NOT FINISHED
Form:
Barney Boy aka bull dog boss hog has confident attitude to spare
We see him flying around on his Harley doing things we don’t dare
He drives down the roads showing off his muscles and physique
The motorcycle groupies practically faint; he is that unique.
As a comic book artist, his look
was quite frail until Rogers then took
a powerful serum.
Bad fellows now fear him.
He fights crime now. No writing a book!
May 31, 2022
for Robert James Liguori's Captain America Poetry Contest
spelling matters... no word should be misspelled unless by doing so meaning is added
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one set of rules in a sea of billions and billions
There was a guy who lived by a cool beach
One day he found a bottle in his reach
He grabbed it, then rubbed it
Genie popped out named Schmidt
Not who imagined, he looked more like Screech
* Screech was a character from the show” Saved By The Bell”
All of you know me as “Carol”,
but you can call me “Sunshine”.
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