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Jesus aka Aquaman

As Jesus was walking on water He plotted to get God to barter When God heard his pleas He fell to his knees And found he could swim like an otter

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 3/28/2019 1:51:00 AM
It had to be Jesus for He is the only one.
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Date: 3/24/2019 5:13:00 PM
Don't forget, he could turn water into wine, too!
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/25/2019 1:07:00 PM
So he was crucified for not making kosher wine, not sharing with Romans, or not having a brewer's license? As I understand it, a Rabbi wrote he was a fishy man which Christians interpreted as, "Fisher of Men" because neither Greek nor Roman could correctly translate the Hebrew word for "fissure"? Aloha! Rico
Date: 3/24/2019 12:53:00 PM
lol Rico, I shy away from mentioning jesus in my poems as I have no religious convictions, no criminal ones either lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/25/2019 1:05:00 PM
Sorry, but couldn't think of anyone else who walks on water! Aloha! Rico