Jesus Aka Aquaman

As Jesus was walking on water
He plotted to get God to barter
When God heard his pleas
He fell to his knees
And found he could swim like an otter
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Krutsinger Avatar
March 28, 2019 at 1:51 AM
It had to be Jesus for He is the only one.
Faulkner Avatar
March 24, 2019 at 5:13 PM
Don't forget, he could turn water into wine, too!
Leffanta Avatar
March 25, 2019 at 1:07 PM
So he was crucified for not making kosher wine, not sharing with Romans, or not having a brewer's license? As I understand it, a Rabbi wrote he was a fishy man which Christians interpreted as, "Fisher of Men" because neither Greek nor Roman could correctly translate the Hebrew word for "fissure"? Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
March 24, 2019 at 12:53 PM
lol Rico, I shy away from mentioning jesus in my poems as I have no religious convictions, no criminal ones either lol:-) hugs jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
March 25, 2019 at 1:05 PM
Sorry, but couldn't think of anyone else who walks on water! Aloha! Rico
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