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Shlock Poems - Poems about Shlock


Premium Membertrade presents no problem for a genius

...His narcissism’s off the charts
Only psychos say he’s got smarts
This china shop bull
Sells shopping carts full
Of shlock from his rear-facing parts...
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Categories: shlock, bullying, mental illness,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberSt Paddy's Day Collab

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Today we give cheers to St. Paddy
                               Taken from the sea lake, Lochmaddy                                                        
He holds close a shamrock
Trin...
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Categories: shlock, celebration, ireland,
Form: Limerick



Premium MemberGreen Peace Resonance

...At first we had traumatic stress
just being born
and later shock of near death,
physical and mental,
natural and spiritual,
lack of health 
and unsafe, messy wealth.

Then traumatic cultural ...
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Categories: shlock, culture, green, health, integrity,
Form: Political Verse

Premium MemberShlock-Jock

...Hilary Billary Shmock
The lady is purebred shlock

She 'Bill-ked' the Nation
Via Libyan abdication

Hilary Billary Thwock
Her tongue's a nerveless nock

She squawks and squawks
Paranoid dep...
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Categories: shlock, abuse, anger, satire, sick,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberRobots and Sex

...The train is leaving... RUN FOR THE HILLS
In spite of my age, moving forward still
Dive under a rock
Save your shlock
Robots will replace chickies, and scream like hell!!!...
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Categories: shlock, future,
Form: Limerick




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