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How does great charisma get our Asian friends buying Trump branded products and fix the balance of trade...

His narcissism’s off the charts Only psychos say he’s got smarts This china shop bull Sells shopping carts full Of shlock from his rear-facing parts

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Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/19/2025 11:09:00 PM

hahahaha hilarious so had to come and read again!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/21/2025 2:38:00 PM

Arthur, thanks for the return! I find it hard to look at an image of D.T. online or on TV without becoming nauseated. His body language reveals all, but many are just unable to decipher it. I just can't understand it as it seems so obvious to me. As the narcissist in chief, he has a psychotic need to control everything and make everyone come to him begging. This doesn't end well.

Nette Onclaud

Date: 4/18/2025 11:45:00 AM

he is oblivious to things right and smart--- how old is this guy thinking trade with xiao is simply a ms. universe bid?... heelarious, duie!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/21/2025 5:03:00 AM

Nette, his thinking is definitely "behind." We're getting feedback from people in government here that they are receiving threats and are scared to stand up for what's right. This is a time that calls for courage. Smiles!!

David Kavanagh

Date: 4/17/2025 12:34:00 PM

His head is on planet Narcissus for sure Duke, unfortunately the rest of him is leaving a big stinkin mess in its wake back here on Earth, a sarcastically brilliant and biting well aimed piece of shlock, to be honest I’d rather clean up after an asses ass, than kiss his royal T-rump! Cheers David

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/21/2025 5:00:00 AM

David, I'm with you. He's making a terrible mess. He's incredibly unaware of what makes the world work harmoniously and peacefully. Seems like the worst is yet to come. I am carrying a broom with me now and can't go without. Take care.

Sotto Poet

Date: 4/16/2025 8:53:00 AM

What a fantastic limerick poem, Duke. It hinges on a critique of a charismatic character (implied to be Donald Trump) and how his personality impacts consumer behavior, particularly in Asian countries. The topic also covers narcissism, capitalism, and the absurdity of personal branding-related marketing activities. Your use of terms like "charisma," "narcissism," and "shlock" suggests skepticism and sarcasm. "Shlock" especially refers to cheap or substandard items, emphasizing the criticism of the quality of things being marketed.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/21/2025 4:36:00 AM

SP, sounds like you get it exactly. What we see going on gets stranger each day. It's unfortunate it will likely damage our economy rather than fix the issues we have. Short term bullying never really fixes the underlying causes, but is a simpleton's way of trying to deal with the complex.

John Read

Date: 4/13/2025 11:01:00 AM

He doesn't have discussions to solve things he just bullies everyone. Enjoyed reading your limerick Duke have a lovely evening.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/13/2025 5:19:00 PM

John, you're on target. Having an actual thought out plan would require some work and might interfere with our King's golf game and whatever else he occupies himself with. I hesitate to speculate what it might be, but I bet it's disgusting.

Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/13/2025 12:22:00 AM

this is hilarious, love all of these poems of the pumpkin!!!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/13/2025 5:24:00 PM

Thanks Arthur, you have courage and I give you a lot of credit. The Humpty Dumpty we have here is quite an empty shell. The only thing in there is a putrid vapor. Take care.

Ink Empress

Date: 4/11/2025 1:41:00 PM

Oh my gosh dear duke! That picture , i feel sorry for him, altho many politicians are narcissistic , and your limerick here is so well written as well on the trade war. Very clever rhymes and for some reason the limerick did make me laugh! But i wish the world would be a better place, its sad , how everything is right now. Sending you light always, pleasure visiting your page. Lets always stay kind to the unkind too, as they need it the most , especially narcissists they are so empty within.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/13/2025 6:03:00 PM

IE, your point is well made. I feel sorry for him too, and I sometimes think I might overdo it a bit. If the opportunity arises, I will try to provide some guidance to the king. I certainly bare him no personal malice or difficulty. However, he is bringing a lot of destruction to this world and he should stop doing that. You're a very sweet person to say what you did here. He has some mental problems that need to be addressed at some point. It would be a shame if they never are.

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 4/10/2025 7:07:00 PM

Something smells funny here. Must be a fabulous limerick; you are The Duke. xomo

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/13/2025 5:12:00 PM

Maureen, I appreciate your comment very much. The smell is so bad, it's pervading the entire country. It's so bad, we need a gas mask in the presence of the king. He apparently loves his own smell.

CayCay Jennings

Date: 4/10/2025 3:53:00 PM

You are so good at limericks, I never doubt that your pen will amuse me. Enjoyed this ... CayCay

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/13/2025 4:52:00 PM

CayCay....thank you so much. I am enjoying reading what you have to say as well. Take care!!

Lin Lane

Date: 4/9/2025 4:10:00 PM

Ohhhhhhhh... shlock! He's a bull alright and full of BS. That face is so him! With the tariff price he's put on China, we won't have anything from China to purchase. Who does he think he's hurting? He doesn't give a fig.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/10/2025 12:13:00 PM

Lin, I think your analysis is spot on! Tariffs like these are the sort of thing that begins a war. Hopefully that will not happen. This is not going to be pretty. Not at all. He's probably thinking Xi will back down, but that may not happen. This will likely create some problems for us all on a number of fronts, but we're not part of the calculation here. I think he has a few consitituencies. The men who emulate bullying and see it as power they'd like to exert, the religious fans who will tolerate anything to stop reproductive choice, independents turned off by woke democrats, and the very rich billionaire elites. I think the tariffs are causing some concern among the last two groups. He had to retract much of it for now because he started to see some serious opposition from the billionaires. We'll see what happens!! Welcome to another episode of the Sopranos or the Apprentice.