Sheriff Poems - Poems about Sheriff

Chris Vaughn, with his plank, quite a sight, Said, "This town's gonna learn to do right!" With a swing and a shout, He'd knock the bad guys out, "Now respect my big stick, day and night!" ©bfa032125 (Dwayne Johnson in Walking Tall)...

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Problem Statement, cook county, sheriff in style ! My father’s daughter was engaged to my father’s sister’s son. My father’s mother opted out to have a side to join the festive eve. She (narrator) stopped as she (interpreter) intervened. O yeah! Your tortilla and your taco and your feeling!!!!! Self reliance and legacy of family tradition. Whom to say?...

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The Democratic Party has wasted trillions of United States Citizens taxpayers dollars. The Social Security System has people even older than our nation of 300 years old on our rosters. Not all of it has been domestic some it has been foreigners illegally targeting these benefits by the the informational theft and hacking into secure accounts. Yes, there...

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If I was a sheriff I would wear a gleaming gold star A holster with silver twin six-shooters You would be afraid of my sequined Stetson As I march up and down the street In my fancy embroidered braided cowboy boots I would befriend Indians If I was a sheriff...

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Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen! Robin Hood , Robin Hood and his merry men give to the rich what they' taken from the poor. The world in which I'm living ain't the one I knew before....

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Which fish The scuba diver Is going after? The big one Or the small one? Which sheriff Is on trial today? The petty one Or the pretty one? Everyone must have its day In the Kangaroo Court. Real justice is not a myth; It never creates descent or grief. It a fact that it is easier to execute The innocent resident Than to prosecute The corrupt superintendent. All thieves must be handcuffed. A...

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'Here-comes-The-She--riff'/'And-his-second-trusted-Deputy' 'They-chea-ted-and-were-shot-de--ead'/'By-the-new-Ma-yo--or'/ 'Bob-Mar-ley' 'If-their-left-foot-takes-an-in--nch'/'And-their-right-foot-takes-a-lengthier-mile' 'Hand-law-a-forty-fi--ive'/'And-make-that-bestnerd-hop-with-a-smile' 'Your-dancing-half-you-spun-le--eft'/'You-alone-with-Suave-south-for-a-drive' 'Not-as-Missing-Per--sons'/'Posters-as-being-Wan-ted-Dead-or-Alive' 'Your-thrones-King's-and-Que--een's'/'The-Court-Jester-made-his-sweet-sixteen' 'Queen-is-expec-ti--ing'/'King's-glad-Jester-fa-ces-le-Guil-lo-tine' 'Judges-and-Ju--dy's'/'This-here-courtroom-is-in-repossession' 'Gavels-get-rea--dy'/'And-assault-with-deadly-precision' 'Guilty-as-cha--arged'/'Throw-the-book-at-um-as-they-cry-out-ouch!' 'Innocent-is-set-fre--ee'/'After-those-they-accused-gouged-their-eyes-out!' 'Kamala-is-the-fel--la'/'Lady-Justice-like-the-blindfolders-spawn' 'The-Justices-all-wa--atched'/'As-U.-S.-Constitution-burned-on-the-lawn' 'Pu-tin's-confus--sion'/'Non-goes-front-or-back-of-fic--ti--on' 'Tales-from-Tsar's-wo--ods'/'Rasputin-Myname-front- or-back-a-muse' 'Biden-casta--Net's'/'And-Yahoo's-all-over-Is-ra-el' 'Joe-cuts-China-tea--time'/'Pekoe-dives-inside-Starbuck's-swimming-pool'...

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He was old and haggard, in the year nineteen twenty something A tall lanky old man, with a worn out hat and a rusty ring His squint blues eyes pulled together the wrinkles upon his face With an expressionless gaze, that told of another time and place Half the day he sat in his front porch rocking in his...

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There is a new sheriff in town and he’s a Maine Coon of course. We had tried a duck, a fish, a llama, a cobra, a spider and a horse. We watched the Maine Coon strut up and down showing off his star. He was spitting tobacco, and it landed way off, very far. The Maine Coons make the...

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Up in Sh*t Creek up his own fat butthole the law is an ass who thinks he’s so droll. He calls himself sheriff but I just call him Griff and he’s a real fuktard and a fugly troll! Like all coward trolls he’s just a mother but thinks he’s Wyatt Earp, O’ brother! Tom and all...

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When sheriff Taylor saw the docket He found Otis high as a rocket Incompetence was rife With his deputy Fife Who kept a bullet in his pocket 3'17-2022...

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Pecos Bill rode herd in the vast forlorn. His quiet Paint gobbled buttered popcorn. A tornado, in a fit, Came for a whirlwind visit. “Paint, meet Curley. His back I will adorn.” Bill grabbed his rope and threw a loop with hope And saddled the whirlwind so Paint could lope, Leisurely grazing along While Bill sang a peaceful song Though the twister...

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Sheriff Andy Taylor Was also the jailer Fighting for the law Never had to draw Deputy Barney Fife Giving crime strife One bullet to load Knew his penal code Clerihew 2 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Joseph May September 29, 2021 The Andy Griffith Show ...

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Putin has a delightful smirk When lying through his teeth. Now, he no longer faces a jerk Who fears that he’s beneath. written July 10, 2021...

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Kitty McGraw was on the run with her pa. They had robbed all the cat nip out of St. McClaw. Sheriff Tee declared it was a draw After he drew a gun on the two name of McGraw. He had an audience now, lots of felines to impress. She was wearing a holster and pistol over her dress! The ladies...

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