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Funny Shark Poems

These Funny Shark poems are examples of Shark poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Shark Funny poems written by international poets.

Sophie Helen and Shark

Sophie Helen is a cocker of sorts
She loves to sleep, denies all kinds of sports.
Enormous running days over for years.
She chases raccoons, has no obvious...

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Categories: shark, cat, dog,

Mark the Shark

There once was a gambler named Mark
At cards he was somewhat a shark
	he missed his cue
	lost his juju
Now he sleeps in a public park...

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Categories: shark, fun, funny, games, giggle,

Shark Owns Me

Shark, the contortionist cat, is sitting catty-wampus today.
His head is north, paws west, crossed in a weird southwestern way.
Wearing his glitzy tiara and a feathered...

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Categories: shark, 4th grade, 5th grade,

There's a Shark In My Soup

'THERE'S A SHARK IN MY SOUP!'
Not an eyebrow was raised, 
Not a shudder nor blood-curdling scream.
For in Peking you see, it's a delicacy
To consume shark...

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Categories: shark, funny,

Grandma Attacks Great Whites

I was swimming in the ocean enjoying it so much
I back floated and relaxed with my cousins Mat and Hutch
All of a sudden Mat broke...

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Categories: shark, 4th grade, 5th grade,

Shark, Cat Contortionist

Shark, the cat, is sitting catty-wampus today.  He is a contortionist. His head is to the north,
His tail to the west, paws to the...

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Categories: shark, cat, funny,

Shark Vs. An Old Lady Named Dasiy

so there i was walking down the street in the small town that i live in and i was half way
down the block and coming...

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Categories: shark, funny