Shark Vs. An Old Lady Named Dasiy

so there i was walking down the street in the small town that i live in and i was half way down the block and coming up on an ally way and i smelt dead fish and in the small town that i live in that's not unusual but then i head some thumping sound so i look down the ally and i see an old lady beating the crap out of a shark , and i mean just wailing on it with her cane , and the shark was just lying there taking it so i walk down the ally a little and shout out "hey lady . what are you doing to that poor shark " she looks up at me like shes about to take my head off and then says "none ya business boy " and commences to beating the shark final the shark wiggles back into the water and i wake up and eat some cereal and my day goes on till I'm sitting here writing this